Ducati 848 - First Ride Through A Shopping Mall

Started by Monster Dave, May 12, 2009, 12:30:23 PM

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Goat_Herder

Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DucatiBastard

Dammit, thats some funny shite!

That first pic is priceless!
Give a man a beer, and he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

2006 Ducati S2R 800, 2004 Honda Dream 50R, 2001 Kawasaki W650, 1940 BSA M20

Monster Dave


the_Journeyman

Is it bad I could really enjoy terrorizing a mall on my M750.  The escalator might be a challenge though ~

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

A.duc.H.duc.

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

Duck-Stew

Oh yeah...  I know that mall too!  That's funny stuff...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

roggie


roy-nexus-6

"That's the risk we take living this life of speed. Sometimes you get the champagne â€" other times it's the stool softener. "  [clap]

Goat_Herder

I am thinking about doing the same tongue-in-cheek thing at work.  Checking with HR...
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

Monster Dave

Quote from: Goat_Herder on May 15, 2009, 03:09:30 PM
I am thinking about doing the same tongue-in-cheek thing at work.  Checking with HR...

[cheeky] Keep us posted on that!!!!


Goat_Herder

#12
We are going thru budgeting for the next fiscal year at work.  The team is in some despirate need of some comic relief.  I think a few pics like that would be a good boost to morale.
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

KnightofNi

Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 13, 2009, 10:11:31 AM
Is it bad I could really enjoy terrorizing a mall on my M750.  The escalator might be a challenge though ~

JM

monsters can climb stairs.  :)

just keep your weight back, or since the escalator moves, get the front wheel on a step and then idle forward until the rear wheel is on. keep the brakes applied until you get to the top. for balance, grab the handrail if your legs are too short  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monster Dave

If anyone actually does this, I want to hear about it and see pics!!!