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« Reply #90 on: August 04, 2009, 11:05:08 AM »

So what may I ask are we supposed to call them? Curvies? Hillies? Not staighties? Huh?
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« Reply #91 on: August 05, 2009, 04:11:31 AM »

Sweepers








I hate the mothermake the beast with two backser who came up with the concept of

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make the beast with two backs the man who seeded the demon that spawned him

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« Reply #92 on: August 05, 2009, 04:17:37 AM »

In the Navy, sweepers are the lower ranking people who come out to clean the ship daily.

"Sweepers, Sweepers, man your brooms"
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« Reply #93 on: August 05, 2009, 05:36:43 AM »

I think we call the last man in the group ride the sweeper since he/she picks up any stragglers to keep them from getting left behind.
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« Reply #94 on: August 05, 2009, 01:39:15 PM »

Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties".  Roll Eyes

Twisties:




I hate the mothermake the beast with two backser who came up with the concept of

non servicable part

make the beast with two backs him

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make the beast with two backs the man who seeded the demon that spawned him

rat bastard



Lemme guess.....you're replacing lower control arms because the ball joints aren't available separately.....
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« Reply #95 on: August 05, 2009, 01:55:51 PM »

So what may I ask are we supposed to call them? Curvies? Hillies? Not staighties? Huh?

Switchbacks.  waytogo
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« Reply #96 on: August 05, 2009, 06:08:54 PM »

Twisties:



Those are Spliffs.   Cheesy
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« Reply #97 on: August 05, 2009, 06:22:41 PM »

Switchbacks.  waytogo

But switchbacks are those boring things you have to go through when you wait in line.
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« Reply #98 on: August 05, 2009, 06:30:27 PM »

But switchbacks are those boring things you have to go through when you wait in line.

Nah, those are Crowd Control Stanchions.  Grin

http://www.crowdcontrolexperts.com/
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« Reply #99 on: August 06, 2009, 03:10:29 AM »

Switchbacks.  waytogo


What if they don't switchback all the way?  A switchback is usually around 180 degrees.  Our twisties Grin usually don't.  I am so confused. bang head
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« Reply #100 on: August 06, 2009, 04:54:00 AM »

Nah, those are Crowd Control Stanchions.  Grin

http://www.crowdcontrolexperts.com/

Oooh, you almost got me! The stanchions are used to create boring switchbacks!  cheeky
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« Reply #101 on: August 06, 2009, 08:56:14 AM »

I am so confused. bang head

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« Reply #102 on: August 09, 2009, 05:32:10 PM »

I hate it when spell check underlines "twisties" ducati cheeky

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« Reply #103 on: August 09, 2009, 07:05:10 PM »

I have a Jeep with a full 6 point roll cage. When I drive it I use the term cage quite regularly. Never saw Easyrider.  Wink

Not referring to the movie, that was a classic.   I was referring to the magazine for not quite bikers.   Wannabe bikers. 
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« Reply #104 on: August 09, 2009, 09:00:21 PM »

uhhh. wtf you guys been doing?

You have to show that at ZG next time.


I got my hand caught in a line on a boat, which then tightened and slid down two of my fingers, taking the flesh with it.


You could see the bones. Hand hasn't worked right since.

Riding on bumper cars, I slammed head on into another car while yelling at someone.

No big deal, right?

I bit my tongue right down the middle and it required 7 stitches on my tongue to put it back together.

Worse, the stitches fell fell out after a few days, so they had to do them again  vomit

Mind you, now I totally own any "well then check out this scar" contests. Especially when I add that that's the 3rd worst place I've had stitches  cheeky

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