I HATE IT when...........

[Porsche Monkey]

So what may I ask are we supposed to call them? Curvies? Hillies? Not staighties?

[GAAN]

Sweepers








I hate the mothermake the beast with two backser who came up with the concept of

non servicable part

make the beast with two backs him

and

make the beast with two backs the man who seeded the demon that spawned him

rat bastard

[NAKID]

In the Navy, sweepers are the lower ranking people who come out to clean the ship daily.

"Sweepers, Sweepers, man your brooms"

[erkishhorde]

I think we call the last man in the group ride the sweeper since he/she picks up any stragglers to keep them from getting left behind.

[Speedbag]

Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties". 

Twisties:

I hate the mothermake the beast with two backser who came up with the concept of

non servicable part

make the beast with two backs him

and

make the beast with two backs the man who seeded the demon that spawned him

rat bastard

Lemme guess.....you're replacing lower control arms because the ball joints aren't available separately.....

[Kopfjager]

So what may I ask are we supposed to call them? Curvies? Hillies? Not staighties?

Switchbacks. 

[Kopfjager]

Twisties:

Those are Spliffs.   

[erkishhorde]

Switchbacks. 

But switchbacks are those boring things you have to go through when you wait in line.

[Kopfjager]

But switchbacks are those boring things you have to go through when you wait in line.

Nah, those are Crowd Control Stanchions. 

http://www.crowdcontrolexperts.com/

[Porsche Monkey]

Switchbacks. 

What if they don't switchback all the way?  A switchback is usually around 180 degrees.  Our twisties usually don't.  I am so confused.

[erkishhorde]

Nah, those are Crowd Control Stanchions. 

http://www.crowdcontrolexperts.com/

Oooh, you almost got me! The stanchions are used to create boring switchbacks! 

[Kopfjager]

I am so confused.

[herm]

I hate it when spell check underlines "twisties" ducati

fixed

[corndog67]

I have a Jeep with a full 6 point roll cage. When I drive it I use the term cage quite regularly. Never saw Easyrider. 

Not referring to the movie, that was a classic.   I was referring to the magazine for not quite bikers.   Wannabe bikers. 

[Desmostro]

uhhh. wtf you guys been doing?

You have to show that at ZG next time.

I got my hand caught in a line on a boat, which then tightened and slid down two of my fingers, taking the flesh with it.


You could see the bones. Hand hasn't worked right since.

Riding on bumper cars, I slammed head on into another car while yelling at someone.

No big deal, right?

I bit my tongue right down the middle and it required 7 stitches on my tongue to put it back together.

Worse, the stitches fell fell out after a few days, so they had to do them again 

Mind you, now I totally own any "well then check out this scar" contests. Especially when I add that that's the 3rd worst place I've had stitches