question for the cruiser riders..

Started by MAXdB, May 25, 2009, 08:49:55 PM

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MAXdB

I know a few of the members here are familiar with the HD/ cruiser riders and so I thought I'd ask what I've always wondered:

what is that long lanyard thing many have hanging off their throttle side?

I've seen some REALLY long ones that look like they can be a hazard if they got stuck in the wheel or something...

silentbob

Butt floss. 

When your ass is too big to wipe.

va122

Quote from: MAXdB on May 25, 2009, 08:49:55 PM
I know a few of the members here are familiar with the HD/ cruiser riders and so I thought I'd ask what I've always wondered:

what is that long lanyard thing many have hanging off their throttle side?

I've seen some REALLY long ones that look like they can be a hazard if they got stuck in the wheel or something...

I have a harley and wonder the same thing.
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I asked about this butt floss at a recent poker run and they said it's their "cut" or colors for their MC. What I really got out of it was they like to pull over in the woods and whip each other ;D
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teddy037.2

 ???

is it like all that leathery fringe always seen on the bikes?

I'm going to have to pay closer attention...

psycledelic

I am gonna have to pay closer attention also.  I park in the middle of about 20 Harleys at work (as long it is 80 degrees and sunny - they don't want to have to wash the chrome) and I haven't seen that.  We do have a guy on a Suzuki super scooter with tassled leather saddlebags.  I think he might like to be whipped. 
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Privateer

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lwszabo

My dad had them on one of his HD's :-X I rode it just to see what it was all about and about crashed when it wrapped arond my arm! When I got back to his house I took it off and threw it in the trash, he pulled it out and put it back on. Oh well :-\ He could not tell me what it was for or what it did other than cost him $35.00 from HD!! [bang]

RavnMonster

Quote from: psycledelic on May 26, 2009, 03:40:00 AM
I am gonna have to pay closer attention also.  I park in the middle of about 20 Harleys at work (as long it is 80 degrees and sunny - they don't want to have to wash the chrome) and I haven't seen that.  We do have a guy on a Suzuki super scooter with tassled leather saddlebags.  I think he might like to be whipped. 

Nothing says "i'm a bad ass biker" like tassels from the handlebars
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teddy037.2

Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 26, 2009, 08:42:58 AM
In a fringy-tassely kinda way...

JM

nothing says "don't make the beast with two backs with me" like pink tassels...



oooohhhhh!!! fry's bike!!!!  [evil]

lawbreaker

Some of the "tassle/lanyard" thingies carried by the 1%er crowd are heavy braided leather, about 30" in length and have a weight at the end ( what kind i'm not sure). They have been used as weapons against other riders and some motorists. I think there's also case law to support arrests of bikers using/carrying these things. I know of a Mongol arrested in Ventura County for having one.

Now streamers are a WHOLE other story... [laugh]

Goat_Herder

I remember when I was in high school, I had this game on Sega Genesis called Road Rash.  It's a motorcycle racing game where you can punch and kick the other riders to gain an advantage.  You can also choose a baseball bat or motorcycle chains...  Super fun.  After reading this tassel threat, I begin to believe that the tassel is a weapon, much like the Road Rash game, that the HD riders utilize in passing maneuvers.

Links to the Road Rash game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_Rash
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teddy037.2

lol

road rash was stupid amounts of fun!