Who wants the Toaster?

Started by cyrus buelton, May 28, 2009, 02:01:09 PM

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cyrus buelton

Apparently I have become the most hated member of the DMF (shocking) and since I am in possession of the evil "mascot" it probably shouldn't reside at my house anymore.

Also, I am sick of looking at it. It collects dust and my doberman barks at it.

So...........

1. I will ship it to whoever wants it. I'll even pay the shipping
2. Someone can come get it. As a good will gesture because I am actually a nice person (contrary to common opinion), I'll take you out for beer(s) or drink(s) of your choice.


I will be out of town this weekend, but will be around the rest of the summer.



Let the games begin.

And if all else fails, I am listing it on Ebay for a buy it now of 5,000,000.00 USD.
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Randimus Maximus

Looks like you are stuck with it.

Toasty can't be shipped (rules are rules).

And I can't think of anyone who would go to Ohio to get it.

Ddan

And really, if you're gonna sell it, shouldn't the price be 11tyb ?
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cyrus buelton

Quote from: DDDDan on May 28, 2009, 02:14:37 PM
And really, if you're gonna sell it, shouldn't the price be 11tyb ?

Good point, didn't think about that.



I'll be in Chicago Saturday and in Milwaukee Sunday for the IRL race.

I could bring it with, but no chance of deviating from my plans, so someone would have to follow where I would be to pick it up.
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By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Grampa

fyi

there are no rules.


ship it to me and I'll send ya a lil someth'n someth'n for your troubles ;)
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MrFryMoto

it's not shipping it

the guy who works at UPS is picking up toasty, which exchanges hands through several other UPS workers and eventually the last driver hands it off to the next folk


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*shifty eyes* someone's been reporting bad news-->Fry-Cycles to offer baked, broiled & deep fried options as well .....My Little Pony still in style.....House NOT destroyed in motorcycle gang's takeover!.....DMF: where the cool kids hang out........

MrFryMoto

oh... and i hate you!


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#8
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on May 28, 2009, 02:46:47 PM
it's not shipping it

the guy who works at UPS is picking up toasty, which exchanges hands through several other UPS workers and eventually the last driver hands it off to the next folk




I wouldn't trust those UPS guys, they're shifty. ;)


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Tiffers

Guys,


It appears that my husband has been banned once again, so it is now my duty to get this stupid toaster off my fireplace mantle.


pm and I will ship it to whoever


thanks,

tiffany

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Apparently he was only suspended. PM BP though...
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Ddan

Quote from: Tiffers on May 29, 2009, 05:23:10 AM
Guys,


It appears that my husband has been banned once again, so it is now my duty to get this stupid toaster off my fireplace mantle.


pm and I will ship it to whoever


thanks,

tiffany

Several people have said they would take it.  Are you waiting for some drama to go with the offers?
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metallimonster

#13
Since, I live 10 minutes from Jud I'll take it and then we can decide from there. 



Also, I have no idea what happened but Jud is a really nice guy in real life.  Justs my 2 cents.
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Quote from: metallimonster on May 29, 2009, 05:47:21 AM



Also, I have no idea what happened but Jud is a really nice guy in real life.  Justs my 2 cents.
Now...if he could only be like he is in real life when he sits behind a keyboard.
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