Double Stuff, anyone?

[Randimus Maximus]

14 tons of spilled Oreo cookies snarl Ill. traffic

MORRIS, Ill. - Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.

Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.

"The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open," he said.

The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.

Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.

[vonkeswick]

that is the most awesome thing ever

[teddy037.2]

 

I declare this a national tragedy! so man innocent cookie lost...



oh, wait. cookies intact? the only way to remove them is w/plenty of milk! 

[vonkeswick]

I declare this a national tragedy! so man innocent cookie lost...



oh, wait. cookies intact? the only way to remove them is w/plenty of milk! 

rice milk for sure

but thats just me

[teddy037.2]

rice milk? you mean like horchata?  sort of...

[vonkeswick]

rice milk? you mean like horchata?  sort of...

the lady drinks horchata (she's messican) but for me its good ol' rice dream

[teddy037.2]

gotcha.

and

horchata=yummy!

[the_Journeyman]

Say, how munch munch long do you munch munch think it'll take to munch munch clean this mess up?

JM

[DY]

MMmm... horchata.  Although i noticed that Mexicans in the southeastern U.S. have never heard of horchata.  Every mexican restaurant i went to, they looked at me funny when i asked them for Horchata or even Agua Fresca. 

[MendoDave]

I tried Augua fresca for the first time a few weeks ago and found it to be quite delicious. I cant wait to try it with Oreos and Bacon.

[vonkeswick]

MMmm... horchata.  Although i noticed that Mexicans in the southeastern U.S. have never heard of horchata.  Every mexican restaurant i went to, they looked at me funny when i asked them for Horchata or even Agua Fresca. 

weird...

around here they look at you funny when you dont ask for horchata

[ducatiz]

darn i thought this was a pr0n thread   

[Smiling End]

What are horchata and aqua fresca? 

[gnostic203]

If you want to get really crazy try Trader Joe's Coffee flavored soy milk.  Kills Rice Dream!

On the Horchata - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horchata

[vonkeswick]

If you want to get really crazy try Trader Joe's Coffee flavored soy milk.  Kills Rice Dream!

soy milk is nasty

and makes your body produce estrogen