Thursday Laughs!

Started by Monster Dave, June 04, 2009, 08:45:43 AM

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Monster Dave

Well to kick of Thursday with a laugh, here's something that you won't see everyday!!!  [laugh]







Strangely the guy looks proud of his ingenuity:


....Rednecks......lol....at least you make us laugh!!!  [cheeky]

the_Journeyman

I do believe he is exceeding the GVWR for that Grrnd AM.

JM
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DCXCV

Oh, the things some guys are willing to pick up in the bar when they're drunk.


Also, why does it have WHO spraypainted on its side?
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trenner

Quote from: DCXCV on June 04, 2009, 09:32:17 AM
Also, why does it have WHO spraypainted on its side?

Who's cow is that.

tlloyd66

Why is that cow just sitting there and not KICKING HIS ASS for spraypainting him and making him ride in a friggen Pontiac?
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Porsche Monkey

Figures.  Oklahoma plates. [roll]



























;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


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JEFF_H

Must be an early response team for the World Health Organization


Grampa

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zarn02

At least we can take solace in the fact that nothing beautiful was destroyed to make that, uh... cow-wagon.
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NAKID

Ummmm, cows are female. That's a bull, hence the horns...
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Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Monster Dave

Quote from: NAKID on June 05, 2009, 12:46:03 PM
Ummmm, cows are female. That's a bull, hence the horns...

Chris, see below:

Here's the skinny on that:

"Many older breeds of cattle have horns. Both males and females have horns, but the bull's horns are usually longer. The horns of either sex may curve up, down or grow sideways. Angry cattle can inflict serious damage with their horns and so the horns of domestic cattle are usually removed when they are calves. This is done to stop dairy cattle injuring their handlers or damaging milking equipment, and to stop meat cattle bruising each other as bruises on meat make a carcass less valuable. The horns are usually burned off under local anaesthetic using heat or a chemical as soon as they start to bud, not long after calves are born. Some breeds have been selectively bred to have no horns; these are called polled breeds."

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: NAKID on June 05, 2009, 12:46:03 PM
Ummmm, cows are female. That's a bull, hence the horns...










;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house