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Started by Monsterlover, June 10, 2009, 05:31:44 PM

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Monsterlover

June 10, 2009, 05:31:44 PM
What do I do with this thing?

It's as tall as I am, has no arms, legs or head. It is female, and slightly odd/disturbing looking.

I want to cause trouble.

Submit ideas.

[evil]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

#1
June 10, 2009, 05:35:40 PM
hollow it out  for pony kegs  with the tap set in her mouth
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Monsterlover

#2
June 10, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
There is no mouth as it has no head...
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Statler

#3
June 10, 2009, 05:40:30 PM
have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

swampduc

#4
June 10, 2009, 05:41:17 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 10, 2009, 05:40:30 PM
have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.
+1. Outstanding idea.
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Grampa

#5
June 10, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 10, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
There is no mouth as it has no head...

then a tap in the who-ha region  ;)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

the_Journeyman

#6
June 10, 2009, 05:44:19 PM
No, no, no, tap the boobs, different pony kegs for each side ~

JM
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Monsterlover

#7
June 10, 2009, 05:46:48 PM
[laugh]

I vote for boobs. A tap between her legs would look...

She-maleish [puke]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#8
June 10, 2009, 05:48:14 PM
Quote from: Statler on June 10, 2009, 05:40:30 PM
have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.

She'd have to go home with you then...

On the trailer.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Popeye the Sailor

#9
June 10, 2009, 05:56:05 PM
Set it on fire  [evil]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

herm

#10
June 10, 2009, 05:56:49 PM
she would need to invest in a DMF baby doll shirt (if such a thing exists)


edit: since no one else has asked........why do you have a mannequin.
and more important, why is she not called a wommaquin?
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Monsterlover

#11
June 10, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
It is something left over that my ex wife acquired and then left here.

Why she is not a womannequin, I cannot say.

But your logic is undenyable

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

IZ

#12
June 10, 2009, 06:06:09 PM Last Edit: June 10, 2009, 06:08:03 PM by IZ
You mean you have a bust to get rid of?!

Dude..don't Real Dolls cost about $10K and you took off all of her apendages?!   :-X




LOL..she should be the new traveling DMF mascot!!   Members just won't know when she's coming though.  

I can just picture it..

Herm pulls back the covers and the torso is laying in bed with fake blood all over..

DMF Pay it forward sticker on her  v..    :-X  


;)
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Porsche Monkey

#13
June 10, 2009, 06:12:22 PM
Quote from: IZ on June 10, 2009, 06:06:09 PM
You mean you have a bust to get rid of?!

Dude..don't Real Dolls cost about $10K and you took off all of her apendages?!   :-X




LOL..she should be the new traveling DMF mascot!!   Members just won't know when she's coming though.  

I can just picture it..

Herm pulls back the covers and the torso is laying in bed with fake blood all over..

DMF Pay it forward sticker on her  v..    :-X  


;)



How do you know what they cost?
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

IZ

#14
June 10, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on June 10, 2009, 06:12:22 PM


How do you know what they cost?

They had them on Real Sex on HBO, Howard Stern and there was a thread on TOB.

I have my own Real Doll..unfortunately she talks back sometimes and has PMS.   >:(

I guess $10K really isn't a bad investment though!
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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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