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Author Topic: Need help getting rid of a mannequin  (Read 3486 times)
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« on: June 10, 2009, 04:31:44 PM »
What do I do with this thing?

It's as tall as I am, has no arms, legs or head. It is female, and slightly odd/disturbing looking.

I want to cause trouble.

Submit ideas.

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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2009, 04:35:40 PM »
hollow it out  for pony kegs  with the tap set in her mouth
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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 04:38:08 PM »
There is no mouth as it has no head...
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2009, 04:40:30 PM »
have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 04:41:17 PM »
Quote from: Statler on June 10, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.
+1. Outstanding idea.
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 04:41:49 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 10, 2009, 04:38:08 PM
There is no mouth as it has no head...

then a tap in the who-ha region  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 04:44:19 PM »
No, no, no, tap the boobs, different pony kegs for each side ~

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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 04:46:48 PM »
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I vote for boobs. A tap between her legs would look...

She-maleish vomit
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 04:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Statler on June 10, 2009, 04:40:30 PM
have her ride pillion to dimby.

she can be the new toasty.

She'd have to go home with you then...

On the trailer.
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 04:56:05 PM »
Set it on fire  Evil
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 04:56:49 PM »
she would need to invest in a DMF baby doll shirt (if such a thing exists)


edit: since no one else has asked........why do you have a mannequin.
and more important, why is she not called a wommaquin?
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 05:04:18 PM »
It is something left over that my ex wife acquired and then left here.

Why she is not a womannequin, I cannot say.

But your logic is undenyable

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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 05:06:09 PM »
You mean you have a bust to get rid of?!

Dude..don't Real Dolls cost about $10K and you took off all of her apendages?!   Lips Sealed




LOL..she should be the new traveling DMF mascot!!   Members just won't know when she's coming though.  

I can just picture it..

Herm pulls back the covers and the torso is laying in bed with fake blood all over..

DMF Pay it forward sticker on her  v..    Lips Sealed  


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 05:12:22 PM »
Quote from: IZ on June 10, 2009, 05:06:09 PM
You mean you have a bust to get rid of?!

Dude..don't Real Dolls cost about $10K and you took off all of her apendages?!   Lips Sealed




LOL..she should be the new traveling DMF mascot!!   Members just won't know when she's coming though.  

I can just picture it..

Herm pulls back the covers and the torso is laying in bed with fake blood all over..

DMF Pay it forward sticker on her  v..    Lips Sealed  


 Wink



How do you know what they cost?
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Ducaholic on June 10, 2009, 05:12:22 PM


How do you know what they cost?

They had them on Real Sex on HBO, Howard Stern and there was a thread on TOB.

I have my own Real Doll..unfortunately she talks back sometimes and has PMS.   Angry

I guess $10K really isn't a bad investment though!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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