Need help getting rid of a mannequin

[superjohn]

Hmm....the last time I had a torso to dispose of I filled the cavities with cement and dropped.........wait...........I don't know nothing about no torso and you can't prove it.









j/k       Strap it to the back of the bike with a paper mache head of Mr. T and little pieces of rope for arms and legs and go ride around. If anyone says anything, act like you can't see it.

[DesmoDiva]

Bring her to DIMBY!!!

But the bean can in her torso to "weight" her on the back better.

Who know what will happen once she arrives in NH.   [moto]

[Monsterlover]

My first thought was to put it on someone's porch, ring the bell and run.

[Grampa]

My first thought was to put it on someone's porch, ring the bell and run.

make sure she is fingerprint free and....... put a dml shirt on her with a note that says "liva la canada........ BOOM"

[KnightofNi]

make it into a mailbox.

see how long it takes before someone tries to steal it or break it.
if it's stolen then you're done, if it's broken, you throw it away. either way, no more womaquin

[lauramonster]

make it into a mailbox.

if it's at your front door, the nipples could be your doorbell & garage door opener.   

when the garage door is going up & down, you'll know the neighborhood kids are playing with her!!!

[sugarcrook]

Too bad you don't have limbs for it.  Dress it up, make some blood bags out of corn syrup and food coloring, put it in a trash can then toss the trash can under a moving city bus.  That's comedy.

[roy-nexus-6]

What do I do with this thing?

It's as tall as I am, has no arms, legs or head. It is female, and slightly odd/disturbing looking.

I want to cause trouble.

Submit ideas.

fashion a crude support so you can mount a hockey mask on it, Jason style... dress it in cast off, and leave it in your basement for your wife to find.
or
as above, but leave it in your neighbour's yard? In the woods near your house? Endless possibilities....

[KnightofNi]

if you had arms and legs for it then you could def have some more fun...a head wold be nice too.

bury it most of the way up and pour somethign sure to attract the local fauna

tie it off to your roof or a high pole and let it dangle.

[Oldfisti]

 Strap it to the back of the bike with a paper mache head of Mr. T and little pieces of rope for arms and legs and go ride around. If anyone says anything, act like you can't see it.

I second this idea!     

[Fresh Pants]

My first thought was to put it on someone's porch, ring the bell and run.

Don't forget to set it on fire first, then when they stomp it out they'll get...

oh wait, that won't work the same. 

[herm]

paging mrs_iz, paging mrs_iz......

[herm]

seriously though......is she(it?) made of that felt covered stuff, or more of a plastic material? just curious, 'cause if she(it?) can hold paint......or at least stickers....

the official DMF womaquin.

[Monsterlover]

She's plastic.

[Monsterlover]

She's gone. . .

A friend of mine started a tattoo shop and I have been donating various pieces of furniture to him to help out.

He said that he absolutely did not want the womannequin.

I dropped off a book shelf when they were closed, by the back door.

I positioned the womannequin in such a way that when someone opens the door they will be immediately greated by plastic womannequin boobies. 

She's his now.