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Started by KnightofNi, May 20, 2008, 08:18:34 AM

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Monsterlover

#75
May 21, 2008, 02:43:23 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 21, 2008, 07:15:25 AM
Just make a pan of fudge and leave it.

Seriously.

Eat a bunch of chlorophyll.
Then take a dump in a bowl and mix in nuts and chocolate liquer to cover the smell.  The Chlorophyll helps a lot to do this.

Put it in a small baking pan and smooth it out like brownies.  Put nuts on top.

Cover it in plastic.

If you think it won't work, you're wrong.

We had a guy eat 2 before he realized it.  We did not have it on camera.

he vomited immediately

and he stopped stealing our food, the fat bastard.

Wow.

That's revenge to the nth degree.

Awesome.
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KnightofNi

#76
May 21, 2008, 02:49:58 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 21, 2008, 07:15:25 AM
Just make a pan of fudge and leave it.

Seriously.

Eat a bunch of chlorophyll.
Then take a dump in a bowl and mix in nuts and chocolate liquer to cover the smell.  The Chlorophyll helps a lot to do this.

Put it in a small baking pan and smooth it out like brownies.  Put nuts on top.

Cover it in plastic.

If you think it won't work, you're wrong.

We had a guy eat 2 before he realized it.  We did not have it on camera.

he vomited immediately

and he stopped stealing our food, the fat bastard.

yeah, i'm not quite motivated to make something from my own poop.
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Monsterlover

#77
May 21, 2008, 02:51:49 PM
Sooooo someone else's poop is probably out of the question, huh?
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ducatiz

#78
May 21, 2008, 03:24:26 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 21, 2008, 02:43:23 PM
Wow.

That's revenge to the nth degree.

Awesome.

this guy had a food problem.  his problem was that he stole everyone's food in the office.  we shared a refrigerator and even kept beer in it for after-hours and weekends (we all had keys to the office).  he almost ruined a good thing and someone needed to stop him.

i didn't do the crap brownies, but i know who did.  the word went out "don't eat anyones brownies for a while"

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 21, 2008, 02:49:58 PM
yeah, i'm not quite motivated to make something from my own poop.

why not?  it works.  the guy will never steal food again.

ever.
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NAKID

#79
May 21, 2008, 06:14:24 PM
Funny as that is, it's a good way to poison someone with e.Coli...
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Monsterlover

#80
May 21, 2008, 06:17:44 PM
Assault with a deadly. .  . poo?
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ducatiz

#81
May 21, 2008, 06:25:25 PM Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 06:27:05 PM by ducatizzzz
Quote from: NAKID on May 21, 2008, 06:14:24 PM
Funny as that is, it's a good way to poison someone with e.Coli...

sic temper fursi

that's what you get for stealin'
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somegirl

#82
May 21, 2008, 06:39:09 PM
You know, when I suggested doctoring the food / drinks, I was thinking hot sauce, not....  [puke]
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ducatiz

#83
May 21, 2008, 06:40:52 PM
Quote from: msincredible on May 21, 2008, 06:39:09 PM
You know, when I suggested doctoring the food / drinks, I was thinking hot sauce, not....  [puke]

hey, why not go for broke?   [beer]

hot sauce is too obvious, making fudge brownies out of perfumed poo is simply art.
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KnightofNi

#84
May 21, 2008, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 21, 2008, 03:24:26 PM
this guy had a food problem.  his problem was that he stole everyone's food in the office.  we shared a refrigerator and even kept beer in it for after-hours and weekends (we all had keys to the office).  he almost ruined a good thing and someone needed to stop him.

i didn't do the crap brownies, but i know who did.  the word went out "don't eat anyones brownies for a while"

why not?  it works.  the guy will never steal food again.

ever.

first off, i cna't pinpoint the person taht did it.

second, i'm not going to make anything out of poop.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducati_tim

#85
May 21, 2008, 07:39:45 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 21, 2008, 06:55:19 PM
first off, i cna't pinpoint the person taht did it.

second, i'm not going to make anything out of poop.

How can "not make anything out of poop" come second to anything? That should be first off!

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powerhammer

#86
May 21, 2008, 08:50:52 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 21, 2008, 07:15:25 AM
Eat a bunch of chlorophyll.


That's chlorophyll, not chloroform remember. [coffee]

ducatiz

#87
May 22, 2008, 05:35:17 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 21, 2008, 06:55:19 PM
first off, i cna't pinpoint the person taht did it.

doesn't matter, he will find it.

Quote
second, i'm not going to make anything out of poop.

pansy!   [laugh]

i guess you could make it out of ex-lax chocolates.

that would do a number on him.

a number "2"
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Monsterlover

#88
May 22, 2008, 05:46:34 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#89
May 22, 2008, 09:10:42 AM
Quote from: ducati_tim on May 21, 2008, 07:39:45 PM
How can "not make anything out of poop" come second to anything? That should be first off!

theft of my food is prob a little more serious (to me) than theft of my money. it's bad and it's wrong.
there should be a word for that..badwrong...badong...yes, theft of myt food is badong.


Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 22, 2008, 05:35:17 AM
doesn't matter, he will find it.

pansy!   [laugh]

i guess you could make it out of ex-lax chocolates.

that would do a number on him.

a number "2"

*rimshot*   [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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