a chick magnet .. is it?

Started by vampire, July 25, 2009, 08:15:10 AM

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z0mb1e_DUC

Quote from: hihhs on July 27, 2009, 05:15:39 PM
Ya know, I have yet to go out to my Monster and find a bunch of scantily clad bimbos draped all over it.
What gives? Was that an option I didn't know about?
Should I have bought the "S" model? Does "S" stand for sluts?

maybe it stands for "Supermodel"?:o
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ToyDragon

The Monster is definitely a chick magnet.  I like them so much I got one of my own.  But also note, the Monster is a massive dude magnet too, I practically have to peel men off my Monster when I go downtown.  Wish men looked at me like they do my Monster.  Actually... No I don't, that's gross and I hate being eye-f*cked.

Jarvicious

Negative on the babe-magnet over here.  Most people (guys included) are just like "why'd you get a yellow bike?".  This guy does so much more for me in that department, including my "doggy date" at the dog park later tonight  ;D ;D ;D

Now I just need to get the dog used to riding on the Duc........

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mstevens

Quote from: Jarvicious on July 28, 2009, 05:50:12 AMMost people (guys included) are just like "why'd you get a yellow bike?".

I think Ducs look great in yellow. I'm thinking of yellow-ifying my 696.
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

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DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: ToyDragon on July 27, 2009, 07:49:16 PM
The Monster is definitely a chick magnet.  I like them so much I got one of my own.  But also note, the Monster is a massive dude magnet too, I practically have to peel men off my Monster when I go downtown.  Wish men looked at me like they do my Monster.  Actually... No I don't, that's gross and I hate being eye-f*cked.

ah yes i forget the eye make the beast with two backsing us gals get when they see us ride  [laugh]

men  [roll]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

hihhs

Quote from: Jarvicious on July 28, 2009, 05:50:12 AM
Negative on the babe-magnet over here.  Most people (guys included) are just like "why'd you get a yellow bike?".  This guy does so much more for me in that department, including my "doggy date" at the dog park later tonight  ;D ;D ;D

Now I just need to get the dog used to riding on the Duc........

Min Pin?
Monster 1100

teddy037.2

Quote from: hihhs on July 27, 2009, 05:15:39 PM
Should I have bought the "S" model? Does "S" stand for sluts?


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Jarvicious

Quote from: hihhs on July 28, 2009, 09:22:59 AM
Min Pin?

Min Pin :)  Dozer

And for the record, a cute girl on a motorbike is right up there with a cute girl in full race kit on a bicycle.  Guys are funny looking in general.
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