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Author Topic: a chick magnet .. is it?  (Read 9136 times)
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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2009, 04:39:28 PM »

Ya know, I have yet to go out to my Monster and find a bunch of scantily clad bimbos draped all over it.
What gives? Was that an option I didn't know about?
Should I have bought the "S" model? Does "S" stand for sluts?


maybe it stands for "Supermodel"?Shocked
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2009, 06:49:16 PM »

The Monster is definitely a chick magnet.  I like them so much I got one of my own.  But also note, the Monster is a massive dude magnet too, I practically have to peel men off my Monster when I go downtown.  Wish men looked at me like they do my Monster.  Actually... No I don't, that's gross and I hate being eye-f*cked.
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 04:50:12 AM »

Negative on the babe-magnet over here.  Most people (guys included) are just like "why'd you get a yellow bike?".  This guy does so much more for me in that department, including my "doggy date" at the dog park later tonight  Grin Grin Grin

Now I just need to get the dog used to riding on the Duc........

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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 06:19:09 AM »

Most people (guys included) are just like "why'd you get a yellow bike?".

I think Ducs look great in yellow. I'm thinking of yellow-ifying my 696.
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2009, 07:35:09 AM »

The Monster is definitely a chick magnet.  I like them so much I got one of my own.  But also note, the Monster is a massive dude magnet too, I practically have to peel men off my Monster when I go downtown.  Wish men looked at me like they do my Monster.  Actually... No I don't, that's gross and I hate being eye-f*cked.

ah yes i forget the eye make the beast with two backsing us gals get when they see us ride  laughingdp

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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2009, 08:22:59 AM »

Negative on the babe-magnet over here.  Most people (guys included) are just like "why'd you get a yellow bike?".  This guy does so much more for me in that department, including my "doggy date" at the dog park later tonight  Grin Grin Grin

Now I just need to get the dog used to riding on the Duc........

Min Pin?
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2009, 08:24:39 AM »

Should I have bought the "S" model? Does "S" stand for sluts?


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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2009, 08:41:56 AM »

Min Pin?

Min Pin Smiley  Dozer

And for the record, a cute girl on a motorbike is right up there with a cute girl in full race kit on a bicycle.  Guys are funny looking in general.
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