Giggity giggity goo.......comrade

Started by Pakhan, July 27, 2009, 08:47:02 AM

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Pakhan

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."   m620 749s r6


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El Matador

Baaaaahahahahahahahahhaha. That is some scary shit. I wonder what "Olga" looks like

Pakhan

You never know it could be Olga Kurylenko......probably not though  :P
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Triple J

 [laugh] [laugh]

"What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I've bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left," Olga said

hihhs

I don't eve know what a "frenulum" is.
And still a "torn frenulum" sounds wildly painful.
Monster 1100

Grampa

Dear Penthouse,

      I never thought it would happen to me, but one night..........
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

El Matador

Quote from: hihhs on July 27, 2009, 09:22:44 AM
I don't eve know what a "frenulum" is.
And still a "torn frenulum" sounds wildly painful.

# Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.

Speedbag

"Viktor admitted she had fed him well."

[laugh]

Who fed who well?
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Porsche Monkey

Dude thats rough.  I bet she was nasty. 
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


causeofkaos

Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

Suzuki Blvd M109R " Sliver " = assassinated by cager
PW 696 " Pearl " = traded in
M1100 " Loki " = Viking God of mischief ( Goddess in this case )
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!

ryandalling

That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long time... that should be in the joke thread... ha ha ha
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

redxblack

I had to look up frenulum as well. Wikipedia has some odd pics.  :o

the_Journeyman

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MendoDave

Quote from: El Matador on July 27, 2009, 09:26:21 AM
# Penile tissue: The word frenulum on its own is often used for the frenulum of prepuce of penis or frenulum preputii penis, which is an elastic band of tissue under the glans penis that connects to the prepuce, or foreskin to the vernal mucosa, and helps contract the prepuce over the glans.

What? In English please...