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Started by ducatiz, August 11, 2009, 05:49:42 PM

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ducatiz

#15
August 11, 2009, 06:23:55 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
No one has any vodka?

the problem with vodka is that you can't age it.  it tastes the same after any amount of time.

i have some windex that might work.
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ducpainter

#16
August 11, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on August 11, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
How bout a compromise of some that's been well rested?  I can get some nice Titos for the elder arsehole.
I'd drink that.
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#17
August 11, 2009, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:23:55 PM
the problem with vodka is that you can't age it.  it tastes the same after any amount of time.

i have some windex that might work.
give me long enough after the vodka is gone and I'll drink that too.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#18
August 11, 2009, 06:30:47 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 06:27:04 PM
give me long enough after the vodka is gone and I'll drink that too.

that's just so olympia dukakis.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

mstevens

#19
August 11, 2009, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:10:50 PMit's like drinking cologne.

You say that as if it's a bad thing...
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ducatiz

#20
August 11, 2009, 06:33:23 PM
Quote from: mstevens on August 11, 2009, 06:32:15 PM
You say that as if it's a bad thing...

[laugh]
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cyrus buelton

#21
August 11, 2009, 06:38:25 PM
I'll bring you some Colt 45 or Mickeys, 'tizzy.

I can swing the steele reserve, but only on special order.
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#22
August 11, 2009, 06:43:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
I'd drink that.


Its a Texas made vodka.  Won some awards. I've had it and would drink it again.
http://www.titos-vodka.com/
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ducpainter

#23
August 11, 2009, 06:45:35 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on August 11, 2009, 06:43:10 PM

Its a Texas made vodka.  Won some awards. I've had it and would drink it again.
http://www.titos-vodka.com/
Already did a quick browse... ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#24
August 11, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on August 11, 2009, 06:43:10 PM

Its a Texas made vodka.  Won some awards. I've had it and would drink it again.
http://www.titos-vodka.com/

wtf, next there will be tequila from Greenland and gin from China.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

A.duc.H.duc.

#25
August 11, 2009, 06:54:13 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 06:20:04 PM
No one has any vodka?

I'll bring some vodka, but I'm more of a scotch man
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#26
August 11, 2009, 06:58:05 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
wtf, next there will be tequila from Greenland and gin from China.


I kinda thought the same thing when I first tried it but its pretty good.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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ducatiz

#27
August 11, 2009, 07:00:32 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on August 11, 2009, 06:58:05 PM

I kinda thought the same thing when I first tried it but its pretty good.

yeah yeah yeah.. it's booze, i know..  once you have a few, it could be donkey piss brewed in a stump..
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#28
August 11, 2009, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
wtf, next there will be tequila from Greenland and gin from China.
No gin...

no way...

no how. [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#29
August 11, 2009, 07:01:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:00:44 PM
No gin...

no way...

no how. [bang]

i make the best make the beast with two backsing gin gimlet that you will ever taste.  i make all my mixed drinks from scratch.  get some class, man, drink some gin!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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