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Statler and Ducpainter are assholes

Started by ducatiz, August 11, 2009, 05:49:42 PM

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KnightofNi

#30
August 11, 2009, 07:03:26 PM
i'm just wondering how many assholes one has to sample to become a valid judge of them.

is there an asshole judging school?



;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#31
August 11, 2009, 07:04:55 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 07:01:52 PM
i make the best make the beast with two backsing gin gimlet that you will ever taste.  i make all my mixed drinks from scratch.  get some class, man, drink some gin!
I took that gin class a long time ago.

I wretch just smelling it.

It's a really long story. 8)

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2009, 07:03:26 PM
i'm just wondering how many assholes one has to sample to become a valid judge of them.

is there an asshole judging school?



;D
It kinda takes one to know one.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#32
August 11, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 07:01:52 PM
i make the best make the beast with two backsing gin gimlet that you will ever taste.  i make all my mixed drinks from scratch.  get some class, man, drink some gin!

I loooove gin.

I'm waiting.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#33
August 11, 2009, 07:08:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:04:55 PM
I took that gin class a long time ago.

I wretch just smelling it.

despite my heritage, i nearly poisoned myself on vodka at the tender age of 16 after swigging about a litre of it (with pals, it was one of those jugs of Absolut).  I've never really recovered. 

Quote
It kinda takes one to know one.

>>puffing proudly<<
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Kopfjäger

#34
August 11, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

ducatiz

#35
August 11, 2009, 07:11:02 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 11, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
I loooove gin.

I'm waiting.

hmm.  i've never had a request for the izzy gimlet at a party, only my margueritas. 

the trick is to use fresh lime and cane sugar (for both) and reduce with water. 

then...

freeze some of that lime mix into cubes.  the sugar makes it hard to freeze, so you gotta use a smaller amount of sugar for the cube mix.

works.  i want to buy a deep freeze so i can freeze the actual mix.

i am a crafty lush.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#36
August 11, 2009, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:04:55 PM

It kinda takes one to know one.

Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 07:08:29 PM

>>puffing proudly<<

ohh yeah, i forgot who we were dealing with here.  ;)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Rev. Millertime

#37
August 11, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
You dare leave the "Professional Asshole" out of this?







<<<<<<   ;D
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Statler

#38
August 11, 2009, 07:41:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on August 11, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
You dare leave the "Professional Asshole" out of this?







<<<<<<   ;D

'sup, Wade.    when are we going shooting?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#39
August 11, 2009, 07:42:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on August 11, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
You dare leave the "Professional Asshole" out of this?

not that i would dare disrespect your profession, but i thought politicians had the market on producing shit, i didn't know there were unelected professional assholes...   [beer]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#40
August 11, 2009, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on August 11, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
You dare leave the "Professional Asshole" out of this?







<<<<<<   ;D
Is that different from diamond studded asshole?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#41
August 11, 2009, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:47:02 PM
Is that different from diamond studded asshole?

i heard that's curable nowadays
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#42
August 11, 2009, 07:53:41 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 07:49:35 PM
i heard that's curable nowadays
Doctors will promise anything...

kinda like lawyers.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#43
August 11, 2009, 07:55:27 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:53:41 PM
Doctors will promise anything...

kinda like lawyers.

my diamond studded guarantee.   ;D
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

#44
August 11, 2009, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:53:41 PM
Doctors will promise anything...

kinda like lawyers.

and painters
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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