Statler and Ducpainter are assholes

Started by ducatiz, August 11, 2009, 05:49:42 PM

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ducpainter

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    is even more amazing than yours."
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ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
You've obviously been hanging with the wrong ones.

why would i hang with painters, nate?

y'all all smell like mek and bananas
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 08:01:31 PM
why would i hang with painters, nate?

y'all all smell like mek and bananas
Bananas?

I don't smoke them any more.

And it's Toluene....the universal solvent.

Get it on your skin and it's in your urine within 20 seconds.

How do you expect a painter to smell?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Rev. Millertime

Quote from: Statler on August 11, 2009, 07:41:37 PM
'sup, Wade.    when are we going shooting?

Any time... currently am in a great location just south of the Black Hills with plenty of open country to throw lead around in.

Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 07:42:10 PM
not that i would dare disrespect your profession, but i thought politicians had the market on producing shit, i didn't know there were unelected professional assholes...   [beer]

If only politicians can be considered professional assholes, my ex-box (ex-girlfriend) must think I'm in politics....

A conversation from about 5 years ago in front of a bar in my home town-
Me to girlfriend at the time: Go take a long walk off of a short pier!
Random female:  He's kind of an asshole.
GF:  He's not just an asshole, he's a professional asshole!

I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 08:04:44 PM
Bananas?

I don't smoke them any more.

And it's Toluene....the universal solvent.

Get it on your skin and it's in your urine within 20 seconds.

How do you expect a painter to smell?

bananas:  the scent that almost all VOC-based paint seems to have.. don't know why, it just smells like candy bananas

i always used MEK or DMSO.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DRKWNG

Quote from: Rev. Millertime on August 11, 2009, 08:10:25 PM
Any time... currently am in a great location just south of the Black Hills with plenty of open country to throw lead around in.

I need to go and do some of that.   Need to BZO the aimpoint I just put on the "M4".

He Man

Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2009, 08:04:44 PM
Get it on your skin and it's in your urine within 20 seconds.

So if we mixed it with green dye, i can have green pee?

somegirl

Quote from: He Man on August 11, 2009, 10:01:15 PM
So if we mixed it with green dye, i can have green pee?

Eat some beets and you can have pink pee.
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Big Troubled Bear

Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 08:01:31 PM
why would i hang with painters, nate?

y'all all smell like mek and bananas

So I like bananas WTF [thumbsup]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

TiNi


ducpainter

Quote from: ducatiz on August 11, 2009, 08:11:56 PM
bananas:  the scent that almost all VOC-based paint seems to have.. don't know why, it just smells like candy bananas

i always used MEK or DMSO.


paint just smells like...

paint. ???

You need to take a good huff of the clear I use...

that stuff drives people away. ;)

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Charlief

I have nothing to add to this thread except this.....





Nate,

This is always in my house...  You'll get your own bottle very soon. [beer]

ducpainter

Quote from: Charlief on August 12, 2009, 03:43:23 PM
I have nothing to add to this thread except this.....





Nate,

This is always in my house...  You'll get your own bottle very soon. [beer]
dp likes charlief.....

I may have to get my paper work straightened out so I can visit you.... [laugh]

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



rockaduc

Quote from: Charlief on August 12, 2009, 03:43:23 PM
I have nothing to add to this thread except this.....





Nate,

This is always in my house...  You'll get your own bottle very soon. [beer]
Saw that bottle in the local liquor store this week and was intrigued...until I realised that the vodka was made by some guy named "Tito" and was made in Texas.  I then ran in the other direction.
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ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.