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Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them

Started by Bun-bun, May 22, 2008, 04:45:22 PM

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gojira

#30
May 22, 2008, 11:13:14 PM

"I won't laugh."

NAKID

#31
May 22, 2008, 11:52:50 PM Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 12:21:06 AM by NAKID
"Be gentle, I've never done this before"  [roll]
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NAKID

#33
May 23, 2008, 12:21:57 AM
I fixed it, it was supposed to be a roll eyes smiley. Apparently squeak didn't keep all of the old smilies the same!
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2006 S2R1000
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ducrider45

#34
May 23, 2008, 07:53:33 AM
"I'll be right back"
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

KnightofNi

#35
May 23, 2008, 08:18:37 AM
"i'm just really busy, i'll get to it soon."

"i already sent that to you."

"i don't see any record of you placing that order."

"It'll be there in 2 days."

"i swear i didn't know she was your sister."
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Ducatiloo

#36
May 23, 2008, 09:18:50 AM
"I did not inhale"
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Count Desmo

#37
May 23, 2008, 09:46:28 AM
I'll only drink one of your beers.

Ducatiloo

#39
May 23, 2008, 09:51:05 AM
"Sure I'll save your bar stool"
"Don't worry I've ridden a bike before"
"Can I just sit on it?"
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TiNi

#41
May 23, 2008, 10:27:36 AM
i'll give it right back, i promise  ;D

toaster

#42
May 23, 2008, 10:30:38 AM
"i ordered it, just waiting for it to show up"
"i sent it out yesterday"
"yes, we have that in stock"
"my cost is only $1950, so i only make $100 on it at list price" -trying to get a deal on a new yamaha zuma
"i wont wreck it"  - 2 minutes before my buddy laid over my ktm, but no real damage happened.

and lastly, the biggest lie in history.

"its your baby"

Jaman

#43
May 23, 2008, 10:52:16 AM
"This will hurt me more than it will you" - Dad


"This war is not about oil" - G-Dub

"Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised." - G-Dub

Ducatista

#44
May 23, 2008, 11:05:32 AM Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 11:12:44 AM by Ducatista
Quote from: Ohmic on May 22, 2008, 06:53:57 PM
"Don't worry... i'm on the pill"

And then they pregnant dog about the horrors of being a single mom.  I'm sorry, but if you intentionally get yourself pregnant because you think your man will leave you and you think a baby will make him stay...  [bang] [bang] [bang]

Here are a few other good ones:

"My number is 703.555.4185."

"Just sign this estimate for $250 so we can figure out what's wrong."

"I'm just big boned."  (The massive rolls of lard hanging over the tops of your jeans aren't bones.)
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