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Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them

Started by Bun-bun, May 22, 2008, 04:45:22 PM

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Vindingo

#60
May 23, 2008, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: Pakhan on May 23, 2008, 03:53:25 PM
"did you just fart?"

Thats a good one... especially in the car, with more than two people. 

fwtcc

#61
May 25, 2008, 09:16:10 AM
It's even better following an audible one in a car of two people.
and you were the farter.
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Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

Kyna

#62
May 25, 2008, 10:03:45 AM
"We tell each other everything"  - relationships are fun

"It must have gotten lost in the mail"

"I've never even met that chick"
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. -Robert J. Hanlon

ducatiz

#63
May 25, 2008, 10:45:56 AM
"she's only a friend"

"we were just friends"

"we never screwed"

"ok, she only gave me head once"

"no, I am not the father of her child" (who looks just like me)

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

jakduc

#64
May 25, 2008, 07:33:44 PM
"You Household goods[bike] just got into tacoma washington, it's going to get on the boat in a day or two and should be there next week"  Three different movers from united van lines told me this three weeks straight

NAKID

#65
May 25, 2008, 08:06:29 PM
That's why I always do a DITY (Do IT Yourself) move...
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2006 S2R1000
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Sgt_H

#66
May 25, 2008, 08:50:46 PM
Quote from: NAKID on May 25, 2008, 08:06:29 PM
That's why I always do a DITY (Do IT Yourself) move...

That's funny.  I never put that together.
Sgt_H
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NAKID

#67
May 25, 2008, 10:27:57 PM
Seriously? You thought they just named it DITY for shits and giggles? [laugh]
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2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

WonderBoy

#68
May 25, 2008, 11:12:54 PM
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.

(Thank GOD I've never had to deal with this yeah)

Yeah, I'm clean.
High above the muckey muck...

Rob Hilding

#69
May 27, 2008, 01:04:21 PM
What could go wrong ?   ;)










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Ducatiloo

#70
May 27, 2008, 02:01:30 PM
My Uncle helped liberate Auschwitz.
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Betty Rage

#71
May 27, 2008, 02:24:18 PM
"Your order will ship in 24 hours and we'll call  you if there's a problem."
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Count Desmo

#72
May 27, 2008, 03:04:54 PM
Man, you are a pretty good at bowling.
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