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Vindingo
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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May 23, 2008, 04:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Pakhan on May 23, 2008, 02:53:25 PM
"did you just fart?"
Thats a good one... especially in the car, with more than two people.
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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It's even better following an audible one in a car of two people.
and you were the farter.
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"We tell each other everything" - relationships are fun
"It must have gotten lost in the mail"
"I've never even met that chick"
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"she's only a friend"
"we were just friends"
"we never screwed"
"ok, she only gave me head once"
"no, I am not the father of her child" (who looks just like me)
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That's why I always do a DITY (Do IT Yourself) move...
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Quote from: NAKID on May 25, 2008, 07:06:29 PM
That's why I always do a DITY (Do IT Yourself) move...
That's funny. I never put that together.
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Seriously? You thought they just named it DITY for shits and giggles?
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
(Thank GOD I've never had to deal with this yeah)
Yeah, I'm clean.
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What could go wrong ?
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"Your order will ship in 24 hours and we'll call you if there's a problem."
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Man, you are a pretty good at bowling.
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