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Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them

Started by Bun-bun, May 22, 2008, 04:45:22 PM

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JDS 07 S4Rs

#15
May 22, 2008, 06:58:36 PM
In a minute. (youngest daughter)

I will call U. (dam,,, thats my line)
2007 S4RS
2007 1098S Salvage Title (that's it. NO MORE BIKES)
02 GSXR 750 Trackbike - Ins Write/off
06 ZX636R Trackbike  - Ins Write-off (I couldnt help it, the price was right)
2003 BMW 1150R
2004 450 YZ
&,,, a few others :-)

Popeye the Sailor

#16
May 22, 2008, 08:07:49 PM
Quote from: pt33 on May 22, 2008, 06:54:35 PM
[laugh]


Checks in the mail--  I've heard that one a few times.

I can start work on your project on XX day --  From sub contractors  [roll]

"I will return your welder"  [cheeky]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

herm

#17
May 22, 2008, 08:11:50 PM
"i dont have a problem"
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Kaveh

#18
May 22, 2008, 08:20:17 PM

ducatiz

#19
May 22, 2008, 08:24:22 PM
"I'll pull out."

"I'll tell you before I .... "

"You are the only one I am schtupping."

"I've been tested."

"I put it on.  Promise."

"I won't show anyone.  Promise."

"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman."
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

#20
May 22, 2008, 08:25:10 PM

"No problem. I'll be done by tomorrow."

"This will come in under budget."

"I have a lot of experience with this type of custom work."

"Your client will love this."


sac



/contractor


HATERS GONNA HATE.

Popeye the Sailor

#21
May 22, 2008, 08:31:39 PM
"I'm not married"
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

somegirl

#22
May 22, 2008, 08:32:04 PM
"No, of course that doesn't make your butt look big."
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SacDuc

#23
May 22, 2008, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: msincredible on May 22, 2008, 08:32:04 PM
"No, of course that doesn't make your butt look big."

This is not a lie. Its actually NOT the pants that make your butt look big. Your big butt looks that way all on its own.

;D

sac



/I keed, I keed
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducatiz

#24
May 22, 2008, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: msincredible on May 22, 2008, 08:32:04 PM
"No, of course that doesn't make your butt look big."

my response would be "ooooo girl, sho nuff and you got this dawg pantin'' ooooo eee"

well, not really.   [laugh]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

duqette

#25
May 22, 2008, 09:08:34 PM
"I'm sorry! I won't do it again."

"Don't worry, that'll never happen."



And, the classic, as you sit there in your paper toga:

"The doctor will be right with you."
"Youth is wasted on the young." --GB Shaw

ducpainter

#26
May 22, 2008, 09:25:58 PM
I am not a crook...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


somegirl

#27
May 22, 2008, 09:28:54 PM
I'm different from all those other guys.
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sleestak

#28
May 22, 2008, 10:00:52 PM
Of course I'm listening.

krolik

#29
May 22, 2008, 10:05:58 PM
Your order was shipped yesterday.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.
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