More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[duccarlos]

This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html

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[1.21GW]

If I were a rich man, I'd start a foundation for buying those sad disfigured ducs and restoring them to normality.

[Duck-EZ]

Not a moto, but there was certainly some crack involved at some point:
http://sierravista.craigslist.org/cto/5015644410.html

This flashed in my head when i saw that one

[Rudemouthsky]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html

With "Newer Polio Power 2ct tires"

It's more of a hunch than linguistic science but some of these ads strike me as someone who speaks English as a second language rather than a "dumbass". In other words, smarter than most 'Murricans. 6k is not a bad deal for that bike and it looks extremely nice.

[Dirty Duc]

It's more of a hunch than linguistic science but some of these ads strike me as someone who speaks English as a second language rather than a "dumbass". In other words, smarter than most 'Murricans. 6k is not a bad deal for that bike and it looks extremely nice.

Dude, if autocorrect got you and mangled your post, I would tease you about it. That's really what it looks like to me.  I don't know what a Razomi is, but I do suspect that he/she thought Rizoma when posting that. 

Don't get me started on "most 'Murricans" or amateur back-of-the-napkin linguistic science (which I also engage in). Those conversations both belong in NMC or PM...

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[Dirty Duc]

This flashed in my head when i saw that one

I had forgotten about that movie! Where's my netflix queue?

Oh look, Netflix doesn't believe in goofy spy movies
This is what I remember from that film

[NAKID]

This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html

Tasteful mods eh? 

[Duck-EZ]

Tasteful mods eh? 

I think he is borrowing his kids booster seat

[abby normal]

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"modified for racing" ... Yeah, by several trips down the asphalt.

[dbran1949]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/mcy/5012593442.html

I have been working this year in Phoenix, this looks pretty tempting. I don't know much about the 999, what is the relationship between the motor in the '04 999 and my '07 S4RS

[ducatiz]

This one was for sale a while ago. Looks like it's had some tasteful mods done and is up for sale again:

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5015855971.html

tasteful mods??? 

lol

[MotoPsycho]

Isn't that The Toecutter's bike ?

[MendoDave]

http://klamath.craigslist.org/mcy/5027531134.html

Needs paint. Bad.

[koko64]

The owner was one bad mothermake the beast with two backser.

[MotoPsycho]

Icon had a helmet with a very similar design. I don't mind it so much. I've seen worse.....
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/5015078634.html