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[d3vi@nt]

I like this one:
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/3892986504.html

"1973 Harley Davidson Sportster 1000 good condition project needs a little
for a little bit of work uh good running bike when it's all fixed up give me a call my name is..."

It's a 'good running bike' once it's actually running 

[jaxduc]

"Uh"

[Ducatamount]

I've seen a lot of spelling mistakes on c.l. but when you can't spell "a" correctly....     

[Stormtrooper]

Not CL...but hilarious!

[triangleforge]

^ One of my all-time favorites.

[JohnEE]

haha That's pretty good.

[Duck-Stew]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/3920088795.html

Someone pull the text outta this.  I can't remember a time when a SINGLE wrong word changed the ad so much!

[Buckethead]

Aaaahahahahahaha.

The ad:



Body and interior of vehicle in good condition. Vehicle has new tires, lift kit, clutch, and starter. Low comprehension, vehicle not running
If interested call Jacob 505-730-****

[Dirty Duc]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html

If you are going to all the effort, why not replace the wheels with something you can actually find tires for?

[Rudemouthsky]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html

If you are going to all the effort, why not replace the wheels with something you can actually find tires for?

Puked in my mouth a little @ that.

[Steve.In.Atlanta]

Puked in my mouth a little @ that.

Almost had a similar affect but it was in my shorts.

[Rudemouthsky]

I can't stop going back to look at that hideous pile of crap. Easy Rider meets Pee Wee's Big Adventure. What an awful thing to do to a Ducati..

[Dirty Duc]

Astonishingly it's not the worst one... but I can't find a picture of that one right now.

[Steve.In.Atlanta]

Astonishingly it's not the worst one... but I can't find a picture of that one right now.

Couldn't be this one could it?

[Dirty Duc]

Nope.  Other than the excessively wacky gauge and headlight mounting, that one isn't a total write-off.  It looks like it's still rideable.

The one I was thinking of they used one of the "off-the-shelf" hardtail frames, but welded random bits on to meet the stock mounting bolts.