More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[krolik]

Holy cutouts Batman!

[Randimus Maximus]

Saw this gem today
[http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/5782091679.html]

"Bike is one of a kind and can't be duplicated."  - thankfully.

[Howie]

That bike might be OK without the "over 200 hours of metal fabrication to the frame and tail." and the seat.

[Grampa]

I bet it whistles like a mofo.

[NAKID]

That bike might be OK without the "over 200 hours of metal fabrication to the frame and tail." and the seat.

There is so much that is half assed on that thing it's ridiculous. I mean, the way the stock front and rear signals are mounted is an afterthought, he decided to use the stock taillight but mount it upside down? The crappy tailpipes coming off the stock udder? The MX handlebars mounted upside down. Then there's just the whole added metal crap that makes it look like he shoulda bought a Suzuki SV...

[Randimus Maximus]

There is so much that is half assed on that thing it's ridiculous. I mean, the way the stock front and rear signals are mounted is an afterthought, he decided to use the stock taillight but mount it upside down? The crappy tailpipes coming off the stock udder? The MX handlebars mounted upside down. Then there's just the whole added metal crap that makes it look like he shoulda bought a Suzuki SV...

Looks like it is still available.  You could still fix all that...

[NAKID]

Looks like it is still available.  You could still fix all that...

Yeah...there's no way I would pay $8k for a bike in that shape even if I had the time to "repair" it.

[koko64]

It at least has fancy wheels.
I hope that shit is only bolted on. Where I live, if it is welded on the owner has caused a stat write off.
That bike needs to be saved from a cruel and abusive owner.

[Howie]

Welded?  Good grief, I hope not.

[d3vi@nt]

What the...

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5801429764.html

[Howie]

That vehicle is just the ummm...uh...dunno.

[Heath]

Saw this gem today
[http://charleston.craigslist.org/mcy/5782091679.html]

"Bike is one of a kind and can't be duplicated. "    More like shouldn't be duplicated.

[NAKID]

What the...

http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5801429764.html

Why?

[Randimus Maximus]

Is it just me, or do far too many of these originate along the Front Range of Colorado?

[diamonddog-2]

Between the "custom fabricated" ducati and the "custom" Voyager/VW/whateverthehellitis, I'm beginning to suspect that we're all [well, some of us at least] bozos on this bus....