Words cannot express the stupid....

Started by roy-nexus-6, November 10, 2009, 04:04:59 PM

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desmopr

Quote from: pennyrobber on November 10, 2009, 06:21:48 PM
I don't even think she believed the crap she was shoveling.

Ohh she believed it....
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Quote from: bobspapa on November 10, 2009, 07:02:51 PM
my balls are my universe too

but apparently, they have no mass...or do they??

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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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He Man

Quote from: bobspapa on November 10, 2009, 07:16:05 PM
last I checked....no  [laugh]

By einsteins theory of relativity

If it has no mass, it must be able to move at the speed of light. That means you have lightspeed balls.


Thats pretty make the beast with two backsing impressive.

teddy037.2

Quote from: He Man on November 10, 2009, 07:59:19 PM
By einsteins theory of relativity

If it has no mass, it must be able to move at the speed of light. That means you have lightspeed balls.


Thats pretty make the beast with two backsing impressive.

but if mass=0, wouldn't that mean that BP's balls have no energy?

He Man

the sun makes a lot of photons that have no mass, but they have enough energy to control all life on earth.

teddy037.2

Quote from: He Man on November 10, 2009, 08:07:19 PM
the sun makes a lot of photons that have no mass, but they have enough energy to control all life on earth.

and that's prolly why I paid more attention to chems and bio in school  ;)

He Man

Quote from: teddy037.2 on November 10, 2009, 08:09:43 PM
and that's prolly why I paid more attention to chems and bio in school  ;)

be glad that you did. higher level physics will make you want to commit suicide. You lose all sense of reality because it destroys your grasp of time space as you see it.

All your wave functions belongs to us!

teddy037.2

Quote from: He Man on November 10, 2009, 08:34:43 PM
be glad that you did. higher level physics will make you want to commit suicide. You lose all sense of reality because it destroys your grasp of time space as you see it.

All your wave functions belongs to us!

LOLz

El Matador

Quote from: He Man on November 10, 2009, 08:34:43 PM
be glad that you did. higher level physics will make you want to commit suicide. You lose all sense of reality because it destroys your grasp of time space as you see it.

All your wave functions belongs to us!

[bang] [bang] [bang]

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roy-nexus-6

Quote from: He Man on November 10, 2009, 08:34:43 PM
All your wave functions belongs to us!

Certainly the quote of this thread - bravo!  [beer]

herm

Quote from: Monsterlover on November 10, 2009, 05:14:20 PM
I listened to the whole video, but zoned out pretty quickly.

After that, all I could pay attention to was the word "ok" because she said it about 2000 times [laugh]

I feel less smrt now.

thank you for saving me some aggravation. [beer]
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erkishhorde

Quote from: He Man on November 10, 2009, 07:59:19 PM
By einsteins theory of relativity

If it has no mass, it must be able to move at the speed of light. That means you have lightspeed balls.


Thats pretty make the beast with two backsing impressive.
Quote from: teddy037.2 on November 10, 2009, 08:04:29 PM
but if mass=0, wouldn't that mean that BP's balls have no energy?

Na, that would mean that BP is is a quick finisher.  :P

Can anyone explain to me what she is trying to explain? I mean, what's the bottom line? I still don't get what homeopathy is. I admit that I didn't listen to the whole thing and kinda zoned out after she said e=mc^2 for the 20th time in the first 3 minutes. What kinda nutter thinks that all the mass in the universe can be condensed into the size of a bowling ball? That'd have to be crazy dense.
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Quote from: erkishhorde on November 11, 2009, 03:41:45 AM
Na, that would mean that BP is is a quick finisher.  :P

Can anyone explain to me what she is trying to explain? I mean, what's the bottom line? I still don't get what homeopathy is. I admit that I didn't listen to the whole thing and kinda zoned out after she said e=mc^2 for the 20th time in the first 3 minutes. What kinda nutter thinks that all the mass in the universe can be condensed into the size of a bowling ball? That'd have to be crazy dense.

i watched a show on the science channel and another on the history channel (with a rather attractive lady who works at the JPL) that kind of explained it.

it's a rather hard concept to grasp, but the gravity that all the matter in the universe has combined would allow all of the matter to squeeze down on itself thus making it tiny. and yes, very very dense. of course when a star does this it has the tendency to form a black hole, but then again how do we know our universe didn't start from a black hole?

i have yet to watch the video, but from the responses here i'm guessing it is a very well thought out explaination. i'll need a good laugh when i get home. maybe it will replace that whole unifying theory thing too.
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