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December 02, 2009, 01:40:29 PM Last Edit: December 03, 2009, 06:11:15 AM by triangleforge
Since it'll be impossible to go into any public place for the next few weeks without listening to schmaltz, what are your favorite inappropriate (or just ill-advised) holiday tunes?

Just this year, I discovered a Christmas album by the right Rev. Horton Heat (out in 2008, I think), which includes his take on holiday faves like:

The Reverend Horton Heat - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Personally, I wish he'd put a bit more psychobilly into it.

It's hard to top a song that opens, "It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank," but what else would you expect from the Pogues?

The Pogues & Kirsty McColl - Fairytale Of New York (Xmas Song)

Really, nothing says Christmas to me like Matt Damon Dillon (I should know better than to rely on my dodgy memory for celebrities) playing the cop.

But hands down, my favorite holiday tune is this:

Robert Earl Keene's Merry Christmas from the Family
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#1
December 02, 2009, 01:56:58 PM
Rudolph got a DUI.

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#2
December 02, 2009, 02:58:50 PM
Root Boy Slim had a catchy Christmas tune.....its title evades me at the moment.
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in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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December 02, 2009, 03:00:51 PM
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#4
December 02, 2009, 03:05:35 PM
Xmas music for me: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Deep Purple and the like... Just music, somehow I don't 'do' Xmas...
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#5
December 02, 2009, 03:09:19 PM
build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life...

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#6
December 02, 2009, 03:43:17 PM
The Vandals - Hang Myself From the Tree

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December 02, 2009, 03:59:04 PM
build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life...

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#8
December 02, 2009, 05:00:12 PM
Yes, Christmas at Kmart....Couldnt get past Boogie Til You Puke.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

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#9
December 02, 2009, 05:17:26 PM
make the beast with two backs Christmass by Fear

I head Fairytale of New York being played in a mall a couple years back... And that's Matt Dillon in the video btw
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#10
December 02, 2009, 06:45:37 PM
Father Christmas is my all time favorite.  Here is another favorite ;D

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Dr. Elmo

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#11
December 02, 2009, 07:13:11 PM
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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#12
December 02, 2009, 07:22:31 PM
+1 vandals

that's like my anthem for the month

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#13
December 03, 2009, 02:35:07 AM
Don't leave out inappropriate TV - as in any/all of the South Park Xmas episodes.

Woodland Critter Christmas, anyone?  ;D
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December 03, 2009, 03:26:25 AM
Fairy Tale of New York by the Pogues is a fave of mine  [thumbsup]
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