War on Leather

[Johnny OrganDonor]

so there are times when being stupid is painful.

"Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of the rest of them are even stupider"

 George Carlin +/-






Everyone knows the "news" story was a spoof, right?

[Oldfisti]

Everyone knows the "news" story was a spoof, right?

It seemed like an onion story to me but I enjoyed it all the same.   

[Howie]

Everyone knows the "news" story was a spoof, right?

Gol dang it, you ruined it for me

Actually, the words fun gag story made me suspicious

[Privateer]

Well, you could helpfully note that your gloves are made of kangaroo...

aren't kangaroo considered vermin in Australia?

[brimo]

aren't kangaroo considered vermin in Australia?

Errr..no, culling of roos is strictly regulated.
http://www.kangaroo-industry.asn.au/morinfo/BACKGR1.HTM
However if one was to get in the way when you're shooting a rabbit, or when you're driving your SUV, you may as well make the most of it.

[Pip]

and Wapiti on the backs.

EWOK?? 

[JEFF_H]

I was at a Held booth at a trade show looking at gloves...
mfr rep- These feature kangaroo palms, stingray sliders, and cowhide in the other areas
me- do you have anything made with kittens?
<blank stare>

well i thought it was funny

[Oldfisti]

I was at a Held booth at a trade show looking at gloves...
mfr rep- These feature kangaroo palms, stingray sliders, and cowhide in the other areas
me- do you have anything made with kittens?
<blank stare>

well i thought it was funny

Just remember that Andy Kaufman was considered a comedic genius and it was mostly for his own amusement.   

[NorDog]

If God didn't want man to eat animals He wouldn't have made them taste like meat.

Some guy asked me to sign some sort of anti-Global Warming bill outside a grocery store.

"No" I said.

"But the polar bears are dying!" he cried.

I said, "Those bastards eat baby harp seals."

He was silent after that.