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The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread

Started by Kawboy, May 29, 2008, 02:10:12 PM

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Zaster

#105
February 06, 2010, 06:02:53 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 06, 2010, 04:50:55 PM
Twisted...  Seriously twisted!  [roll]
No shit....we live it every day :-[

Duck-Stew

#106
February 06, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Werd...   8)
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Zaster

#107
February 06, 2010, 07:47:39 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 06, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Werd...   8)
You do have a way with words [thumbsup]

Scottish

#108
February 11, 2010, 08:10:34 PM
Subject: FW: Urgent Internet Warning!







 



If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.



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Cloner

#109
February 12, 2010, 11:28:03 AM
Thanks, Scottish.  I'd rate such an abomination right up there with tubgirl and goatsee. 

You can never unsee what you have seen!   :'(
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

ducducgooseme

#110
February 12, 2010, 12:21:55 PM
nancy is hot.  what are you talkin about?  id tap that.  [thumbsup]
















[coffee]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Ratfink749

#111
February 12, 2010, 12:58:18 PM
I had to use Google to understand the joke.. and yes.. now I REALLY understand the joke.   [bang]
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

Scottish

#112
February 12, 2010, 09:31:56 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on February 12, 2010, 12:21:55 PM
nancy is hot.  what are you talkin about?  id tap that.  [thumbsup]




[coffee]
Yeah, but you'd screw a snake if you could get someone to hold it straight for you.  [coffee]














[laugh]

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ducducgooseme

#113
February 13, 2010, 04:17:35 AM
Nah, let it wiggle around...its more fun that way  [thumbsup]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Cloner

#114
February 13, 2010, 05:09:42 AM
Quote from: Ratfink749 on February 12, 2010, 12:58:18 PM
I had to use Google to understand the joke.. and yes.. now I REALLY understand the joke.   [bang]

Huh?  Links, please.  What are you saying?   ;D
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Ratfink749

#115
February 13, 2010, 07:29:36 AM
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

Cloner

#116
February 14, 2010, 04:44:51 AM
It's like a train wreck.  You don't wanna look, but you can't look away. 

Damn you, Sir.  Damn you.
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

KRJ

#117
February 15, 2010, 04:21:08 AM



    Still not near as hot as Janet Reno.... [roll]      go ahead....Google that, I dare Ya!!
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

Scottish

#118
February 15, 2010, 04:54:04 AM
Quote from: KRJ on February 15, 2010, 04:21:08 AM


    Still not near as hot as Janet Reno.... [roll]      go ahead....Google that, I dare Ya!!
[puke] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........!!!!!!

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ducducgooseme

#119
February 15, 2010, 07:22:14 AM
mmm Janet Reno is so yummy.  I am having dreams of her and Condolice Rice.....  yeah baby.  bow wow....
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
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