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The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Topic: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread (Read 34392 times)
Zaster
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Reply #105 on:
February 06, 2010, 06:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 06, 2010, 04:50:55 PM
Twisted... Seriously twisted!
No shit....we live it every day
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February 06, 2010, 06:32:47 PM »
Werd...
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February 06, 2010, 07:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on February 06, 2010, 06:32:47 PM
Werd...
You do have a way with words
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Scottish
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Reply #108 on:
February 11, 2010, 08:10:34 PM »
Subject: FW: Urgent Internet Warning!
If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...
It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
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Cloner
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February 12, 2010, 11:28:03 AM »
Thanks, Scottish. I'd rate such an abomination right up there with tubgirl and goatsee.
You can never unsee what you have seen!
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Reply #110 on:
February 12, 2010, 12:21:55 PM »
nancy is hot. what are you talkin about? id tap that.
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February 12, 2010, 12:58:18 PM »
I had to use Google to understand the joke.. and yes.. now I REALLY understand the joke.
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
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Reply #112 on:
February 12, 2010, 09:31:56 PM »
Quote from: ducducgooseme on February 12, 2010, 12:21:55 PM
nancy is hot. what are you talkin about? id tap that.
Yeah, but you'd screw a snake if you could get someone to hold it straight for you.
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Reply #113 on:
February 13, 2010, 04:17:35 AM »
Nah, let it wiggle around...its more fun that way
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Reply #114 on:
February 13, 2010, 05:09:42 AM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on February 12, 2010, 12:58:18 PM
I had to use Google to understand the joke.. and yes.. now I REALLY understand the joke.
Huh? Links, please. What are you saying?
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February 13, 2010, 07:29:36 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on February 13, 2010, 05:09:42 AM
Huh? Links, please. What are you saying?
Youve been warned...
http://images.google.com/images?q=Nancy+Pelosi&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ADBR_en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
Cloner
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....because a mind is a terrible thing......
Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Reply #116 on:
February 14, 2010, 04:44:51 AM »
It's like a train wreck. You don't wanna look, but you can't look away.
Damn you, Sir. Damn you.
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. R.A. Heinlein
'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Reply #117 on:
February 15, 2010, 04:21:08 AM »
Still not near as hot as Janet Reno....
go ahead....Google that, I dare Ya!!
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Reply #118 on:
February 15, 2010, 04:54:04 AM »
Quote from: KRJ on February 15, 2010, 04:21:08 AM
Still not near as hot as Janet Reno....
go ahead....Google that, I dare Ya!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........!!!!!!
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ducducgooseme
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Reply #119 on:
February 15, 2010, 07:22:14 AM »
mmm Janet Reno is so yummy. I am having dreams of her and Condolice Rice..... yeah baby. bow wow....
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