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How 'bout you teach your kids to fackin' chew.....

Started by angler, February 22, 2010, 06:29:17 AM

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NorDog

#30
February 22, 2010, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on February 22, 2010, 12:19:52 PM
Mine is a suppository.

Well, you see?  If that's not a warning, I don't know what is.
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Porsche Monkey

#31
February 22, 2010, 12:49:39 PM
When I was a kid, third grade I think, I stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil by accident.  Seems like nowadays that would be grounds for lawsuit against the school, the pencil manufacturer, and whoever else could've been involved.  Its sad to think what this world is coming to.
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Speedbag

#32
February 22, 2010, 01:02:01 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Remove all product warning labels from society and things will slowly but surely evolve back to the way it should be.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

lauramonster

#33
February 22, 2010, 01:09:08 PM
+1 to previous comments. 



on a related topic :

didn't want to watch '1000 ways to die' - 'cause I didn't think people were that stupid.  Well, apparently I'm dumb, but not stupid enough to try any of the stuff they did.  Watched 2 episodes, and realized they were doing mankind a favor.  haven't watched since.

Frickin' snow!

ducpainter

#34
February 22, 2010, 01:29:22 PM
Quote from: yuu on February 22, 2010, 07:26:49 AM
From the article

"Any food that has a cylindrical or round shape poses a risk,"

*Any food* - so lets redesign the carrot, brussel sprouts and asparagus while we're at it...
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superjohn

#35
February 22, 2010, 01:48:15 PM
So, on the bright side, does this mean when questioned as to while I am sucking down another cannoli, I can respond with, "Hey back off! I'm tempting death. I'm a bad ass"  ;D

Grampa

#36
February 22, 2010, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 22, 2010, 01:29:22 PM
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angler

#37
February 22, 2010, 01:58:55 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 22, 2010, 01:55:10 PM


ROFLMAO!!!!!  Holy christ I wet myself.....
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CairnsDuc

#38
February 22, 2010, 02:21:12 PM
Hey, It's Mickey mouse.....Er....... Maybe not.... :o

TAftonomos

#39
February 22, 2010, 03:45:37 PM
Quote from: angler on February 22, 2010, 06:59:27 AM
Ducpainter hates it when I bring up the nanny state, but it is true.  We are a society completely obsessed with safety.  Put kids in the equation and just watch your freedom of choice evaporate.  Pretty soon hot dogs will be fist sized spheres so you can't choke on them.  I'm more of a safety second or third sort of guy.......

Thank you.  The elimination of natural selection is poisoning the world.  If you are so dumb as to use a hair dryer while in a bath tub, text while driving, or any number of dumb things that "laws" are supposedly preventing.... then there would be quite a few less dumb people.  Let the flames begin!

It isn't the child's fault, it's the parents.  Then again, if the child wasn't taught right and wrong, they arn't going to pass it on (likely), etc..  Eventually we are living Idiocracy (not really but you get the idea)

Arimaul

#40
February 23, 2010, 05:57:47 PM
Hot dogs are dangerous!

Kan. man sues Royals claiming hot dog injury

By BILL DRAPER, Associated Press Writer

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at the Kansas City Royals' stadium know they might have to duck a few foul balls.

But a Kansas man says it was a flying hot dog, not a baseball, that almost put his eye out last year.

John Coomer has filed a lawsuit against the Royals seeking more than $25,000 for injuries he sustained Sept. 8 when he was smacked in the eye with a hot dog chucked by the team's mascot, Sluggerrr.

Coomer said the wayward wiener caused a detached retina and the development of cataracts in his left eye.

The Royals declined to comment Tuesday. The team is looking for someone new to wear the mascot's large lion costume, spokesman Toby Cook says there's "no connection" with the hot dog affair.

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angler

#41
February 23, 2010, 05:59:38 PM
If a hot dog puts your eye out, you're doing it wrong......
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. H. L. Mencken

Randimus Maximus

#42
February 23, 2010, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: Arimaul on February 23, 2010, 05:57:47 PM
Hot dogs are dangerous!

Kan. man sues Royals claiming hot dog injury

By BILL DRAPER, Associated Press Writer

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at the Kansas City Royals' stadium know they might have to duck a few foul balls.

But a Kansas man says it was a flying hot dog, not a baseball, that almost put his eye out last year.

John Coomer has filed a lawsuit against the Royals seeking more than $25,000 for injuries he sustained Sept. 8 when he was smacked in the eye with a hot dog chucked by the team's mascot, Sluggerrr.

Coomer said the wayward wiener caused a detached retina and the development of cataracts in his left eye.

The Royals declined to comment Tuesday. The team is looking for someone new to wear the mascot's large lion costume, spokesman Toby Cook says there's "no connection" with the hot dog affair.



That conjures up the image of Ernest Borgnine choking on a hot dog and eventually dying in the movie "BASEketball"

Speeddog

#43
February 23, 2010, 06:12:41 PM
"Granpa, tell us again how you lost your eye."
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Revax30

#44
February 23, 2010, 06:28:24 PM
I have to agree with TAft that interfering with natural selection has dire consequences.  It means more and more unqualified people are working, driving, voting and reproducing.  Once again we have a parent blaming others for their shortfall.  Bottom line is, the childs welfare is the responsibility of the parent.  Put their hot dogs in a blender if it is that tough.  Too bad the Gen Pop won't stand up to these ridiculous lawsuits when they happen.
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