Maybe I'm too old?

[ducpainter]

How did your age play a role in this episode?

And I only ask as you are starting to get older.

Is your fiber intake adequate to keep the pipes clean?

I'm sure someone on this board is older and has experienced something similar in his/her lifetime.

I wonder who would fit that demographic?

I don't think Jack Palance is on the board.

[Randimus Maximus]

I don't think Jack Palance is on the board.

I thought his forte was one-handed pushups?

[ducpainter]

I thought his forte was one-handed pushups?

I thought it was shitting bigger than Billy Crystal.

[Randimus Maximus]

I thought it was shitting bigger than Billy Crystal.

Did they have a "crap-off" in City Slickers?

[ducpainter]

Did they have a "crap-off" in City Slicker?

No, there was a conversation between the two at a subsequent academy awards presentation.

Quite amusing it was.

[Kopfjager]

[ducpainter]

I guess I forgot that part...

I'm old ya know.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Hey!!!  Take all this Jack Palance talk to NOGAS or TOSAT!

Let's get this thread back on topic.

The beatings shall continue until the horse is unrecognizable!   

I'll start...

CCEMN1, or AEIOfookin'U, or whatever the Hell you call yourself, what's with the floral shirts and hoop earings?   






tame compared to others' posts, but my mom is visiting...

[Grampa]

hi mom

[The Bacon Junkie]

hi mom

Mom says "Well, Hello Joel...   wait, who's Joel?"









 

[GAAN]

hi mom

so the seventh shit was right before I posted up

then I go to bed

sleep for a bit over 6 hours

and now

I gotta take a shit

upon reflection however randy the burger was not the catalyst

it was the apple after the burger

I was not thinking about the whole "fiber" thing

this new healthy randy thing kinda freakin me out mang

[Grampa]

gluten is the foe

[Randimus Maximus]

so the seventh shit was right before I posted up

then I go to bed

sleep for a bit over 6 hours

and now

I gotta take a shit

upon reflection however randy the burger was not the catalyst

it was the apple after the burger

I was not thinking about the whole "fiber" thing

this new healthy randy thing kinda freakin me out mang

I'm drinking beer at the moment, so do not freak out too much.

[The Bacon Junkie]

gluten is the foe

Wait...  gluten?


I thought it CCELMNOP1 was...   

[SacDuc]

asshole...wait dammit that's name calling

nevermind old dewd

hey sac

the asshole was for you only cuz I think you can handle it better

Meh. I've been called worse by better.

sac