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Started by CCEMN1, March 23, 2010, 02:46:04 PM

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RAT900

#330
April 15, 2010, 04:16:05 PM Last Edit: April 15, 2010, 04:18:47 PM by RAT900
But only the Universal Asshole could deliver such a powerful message....

he is telling us to cast aside our pagan iconography, our Crucifixes, Stars of David, Crescent Moons, our clothing and all....

in order that we may behold "The Flaccid Penis"...the Universalist Assholian symbol that he believes we all should kneel and worship before

How can we as a global people not rise up together to smite his revulsion?
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#331
April 15, 2010, 04:19:13 PM
so...

you're saying that he...

holds the answers?

To the basic questions of life?

Like...

why is man put in the universe simply to suffer and then...

die?

[paging Mother to the DMF courtesy phone in the lobby  [evil]]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


NorDog

#332
April 15, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
FTR, I doubt that Urban Moto pays him anything at all for his blog entries.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

RAT900

#333
April 15, 2010, 04:24:14 PM
No the answers will only be found in his sacrifice at the altar of decorum

and there is no answer to be found

with one's nose pressed against the tapestry, he sees only smelly rotten threads...one who views from afar sees the beauty of the bigger picture

it takes a world of ugly to render beauty
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Stinky Wizzleteats

#334
April 15, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
back on topic....


UP YOU SHUT COCK!



;D
I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

RAT900

#335
April 15, 2010, 04:31:19 PM
Shuttlecocks?...Badminton anyone?
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CCEMN1

#336
April 15, 2010, 05:03:53 PM
Quote from: NorDog on April 15, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
FTR, I doubt that Urban Moto pays him anything at all for his blog entries.
Hey NorDick, I found you on Bikerornot.com! Figures you'd be a groovy Harley dude!
"I try to be a warrior, like my heroes, and writing is just one blade on my Swiss Army Samurai Sword." Ken Kesey

ducpainter

#337
April 15, 2010, 05:07:24 PM
Quote from: CCEMN1 on April 15, 2010, 05:03:53 PM
Hey NorDick, I found you on Bikerornot.com! Figures you'd be a groovy Harley dude!








"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#338
April 15, 2010, 05:35:25 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 15, 2010, 05:07:24 PM









[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Quote from: CCEMN1 on April 15, 2010, 05:03:53 PM
Hey NorDick, I found you on Bikerornot.com! Figures you'd be a groovy Harley dude!

C'mon CDEFG1,  Is that the best you could do? I mean, really?
A man with your loquacious aptitude?  I expect better from a man of your, um...  "stature"   :-*
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Howie

#339
April 15, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
I've been trying to stay out of this, but

SHUT UP YOU COCK!

RAT900

#340
April 15, 2010, 11:53:55 PM
Quote from: howie on April 15, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
I've been trying to stay out of this, but

SHUT UP YOU COCK!

Howie you got pulled in???...jeez this ass-clown may indeed be the Great Unifier
This is an insult to the Pez community

GAAN

#341
April 16, 2010, 01:01:11 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 15, 2010, 04:19:13 PM
so...

you're saying that he...

holds the answers?

To the basic questions of life?

Like...

why is man put in the universe simply to suffer and then...

die?

[paging Mother to the DMF courtesy phone in the lobby  [evil]]

if this guy holds the answers to my existential dilemma

well

then I say make the beast with two backs it

I don't wanna know

ducpainter

#342
April 16, 2010, 01:43:04 AM
Quote from: Mother on April 16, 2010, 01:01:11 AM
if this guy holds the answers to my existential dilemma

well

then I say make the beast with two backs it

I don't wanna know
;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


RAT900

#343
April 16, 2010, 01:45:45 AM
No Mother...he is merely the catalyst...
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Pip

#344
April 16, 2010, 03:18:07 AM
Nothing we say is every going to change your infantile mind, mr tinypenis, but by God it sure is fun hurtling insults at you.

and FWIW, I think your rant on this picture being taken down is akin to a 3 year old throwing a TANTRUM because someone told her she doesn't get to do what she wants. WE ALL have to deal with a little censorship in our lives... You, ma'am, have not been able to develop enough emotionally to be able to handle it like a contributing member of society. So keep spewing your bile in your little weblog, and watch as the entire world holds you up as a shining example of HOW THE make the beast with two backs NOT TO ACT!
You shitball.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?
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