Ducatimonsterforum.org circa 1985

[Duck-Stew]

back from laundry help.  Don't understand why my sister takes certain things out of the dryer before I fold them.  What's up with that?

My Tamiya Monster-Beetle RC car just got it's 14.4V upgrade and I'm excited to go try it out this weekend.

Mom and Dad keep on my butt about doing something with my 1968 VW Baja-Bug.   

[DCXCV]

I just got the coolest motorcycle!!!

[SacDuc]

Man, the Iranians and the Contras seem particularly well armed these days. I wonder if the reason why will come to light any time soon.

sac



/were international affairs taboo on the '85 DMF?  

[Grampa]

I just met this chick named Jill. She was going out with my brothers stupid friend Lance. I asked her to go with me to my friend Glendas wedding. We had a great time that night and have spent almost every day since then together.

I think I'll ask her to marry me.




we're sooooo in love

[He Man]

man it sure is dark in here...

[Pip]

 

[SacDuc]

I just met this chick named Jill. She was going out with my brothers stupid friend Lance. I asked her to go with me to my friend Glendas wedding. We had a great time that night and have spent almost every day since then together.

I think I'll ask her to marry me.




we're sooooo in love

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!


sac

[Grampa]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!


sac

now ya tell me

[triangleforge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!


sac

Really? A little friendly heads up in '85 would have done me a world of good as well.

[NorDog]

1984:

Damn, my Superglide's battery just craked open and douched my starter relay with acid.  Now as I ride down the highway it's backfiring so loud it sounds like a series of IEDs going off (even though I won't know what IEDs are for about 20 years).

1985:

Yeah, BMW makes motorcycles.  Actually they made bikes before they made cars.

No, it's not a six cylinder, it's a four cylinder.

No, it doesn't have a petcock.  It's fuel injected.

No, really, it's fuel injected.

Well, it means there are no carburators or petcocks.

How does the gas get in?  INJECTORS!

(Man, some of my Harley friends aren't too bright.  I love 'em like brothers, but if some of them were light bulbs we would call them "15 watt".)

[Randimus Maximus]

I really hate going to the orthodontist's office to get my braces adjusted.

There is a hottie that works there, though.  I think she likes me!

[Speedbag]

1987:

Sure will be glad to graduate from high school this year. Getting into the real world is gonna kick ass!

[SacDuc]

1987:

Sure will be glad to graduate from high school this year. Getting into the real world is gonna kick ass!

Hi. Please spread your legs so I can kick you in the balls.

Signed,

The Real World

[spolic]

We Are The World?!?  oh boy 

Hey brother, let me borrow your new Power Station record.

[herm]

1986..

drivers license! finally!
how come my dad wont let me take the car to the Worcester for the van halen concert?