Ducatimonsterforum.org circa 1985

Started by il d00d, March 23, 2010, 09:11:13 PM

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He Man

Quote from: spolic on March 24, 2010, 08:46:56 AM
We Are The World?!?  oh boy  [roll]

Hey brother, let me borrow your new Power Station record.

why does yoru sign say

"He man, where are all the ads?"

duccarlos

Grandma is naggin me to pick up my room.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

NorDog

I don't feel tardy.

Give me something to write on!
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


Randimus Maximus

I'm glad I ditched my parachute pants.

Now I can rock this skinny leather tie.

il d00d

Straight As, w00t.  il prepubescent d00d gets a new ride (the blue one) - I install the fork reflectors this weekend.  Chicks are totally going to ignore this bike, which is actually completely fine by me.  Cooties and so on.  I don't need to explain this to you guys.


Pip

Quote from: NorDog on March 24, 2010, 09:24:34 AM
I don't feel tardy.

Give me something to write on!

Oooooowwoaaahhhhh!!!   ;D [thumbsup]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Bick

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 24, 2010, 09:28:58 AM
I'm glad I ditched my parachute pants.

Now I can rock this skinny leather tie.

Talking about 1985, not 2010.  ;D

Got Prom coming up...  Then Graduation...
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Speedbag

Quote from: SacDuc on March 24, 2010, 08:01:51 AM

Hi. Please spread your legs so I can kick you in the balls.

Signed,

The Real World

Yep, pretty much.  :P
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

lethe

1989
Woohoo just got my license

Boy, my father always finds the best cars, got me a '75 Dodge Van for $50. All I have to do is clean out about 500 empty cigarette packs and a few crack vials.  :P
It will leave rubber for a full block though.  [thumbsup]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

herm

Quote from: duccarlos on March 24, 2010, 09:22:21 AM
Grandma is naggin me to pick up my room.

mine tried to teach me "hospital corners"
that went well...not
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Oldfisti

I just saw my first IROC-Z.


That thing is like the baddest car ever!



Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Duck-Stew

Quote from: alfisti on March 24, 2010, 03:07:55 PM
I just saw my first IROC-Z.


That thing is like the baddest car ever!





Oh yeah, I am totally lusting after the new Mustang!

Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 24, 2010, 03:11:21 PM
Oh yeah, I am totally lusting after the new Mustang!




I STILL want to get an 86 SVO stang.


[thumbsup]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

fastwin

God, you guys are making me feel like your Grandfather!! [bang] [laugh]

Nitewaif

Quote from: ID_DUC_MON on March 24, 2010, 01:50:34 AM
1987;

Man I don't want to go to high school today, I can't wait to graduate this year. Pass the bong would ya? I think I will skip out and go ride my 250 in the desert. I got this cool new Bell Moto3 I have been jonsing to try out. By the way, did you check out the new Honda Interceptors? Those look bad ass!  oh, hey, What do you guys think of joining the Army...

I can't wait to graduate and get the hell out of this shithole.  Wow, I kinda like that Ducati Indiana ad with the motorcycle riding up the pinstriped suit.  I wonder if I'll have one when I'm 40 and people will laugh at it.

I just ripped my parachute pants.  Too bad, cause they match my Loverboy concert shirt with the torn off sleeves.  I can't wait to get home and ride dirt bikes.  I wonder if dad will let me buy that honda street bike with the sissy bar.