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« Reply #480 on: November 20, 2012, 05:54:31 PM »
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #481 on: November 21, 2012, 05:29:32 AM »
I sent the link to my brother, who owns an old WD45 Allis.

He thought it was cool, but he's not biting.  Sad
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« Reply #482 on: November 21, 2012, 08:24:35 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 20, 2012, 05:54:31 PM
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Here's another - or when this one's gone, search "Traktor racing Volvo terror" on Youtube...
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« Reply #483 on: November 22, 2012, 04:19:31 AM »
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So 20hp to about 200?

This is going on the list right after the 2 stroke rascal Cheesy
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #484 on: November 23, 2012, 03:31:17 AM »
I like it!

This is Carlos fault.

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« Reply #485 on: November 23, 2012, 04:53:17 AM »
That'll buff right out
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« Reply #486 on: November 23, 2012, 05:20:28 AM »
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« Reply #487 on: November 23, 2012, 04:45:36 PM »
Those straps didn't look heavy enough for that load...      Roll Eyes


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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #488 on: November 26, 2012, 02:11:30 PM »
Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 2 (Orphans, Cougars & What Not)
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« Reply #489 on: November 26, 2012, 02:16:51 PM »
That    is     BADASS


He really donkey punched that cougar.    Shocked


WTF indeed.
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #490 on: November 26, 2012, 05:13:59 PM »


Prices for getting things chromed...


WTF?!

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« Reply #491 on: November 26, 2012, 05:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Rameses on November 26, 2012, 05:13:59 PM

Prices for getting things chromed...

WTF?!

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I pay ~$600 per year for a HazMat permit for..... a waste oil tank.

Extrapolate that out for the variety and quantity of far nastier chemicals necessary for chrome plating....
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« Reply #492 on: November 26, 2012, 05:55:23 PM »
Quote from: Speeddog on November 26, 2012, 05:46:34 PM
I pay ~$600 per year for a HazMat permit for..... a waste oil tank.

Extrapolate that out for the variety and quantity of far nastier chemicals necessary for chrome plating....
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« Reply #493 on: November 26, 2012, 08:35:37 PM »


Your logic does nothing to ease the pain of having to pay 1200 bucks to get two bumpers and a grill bar chromed.

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« Reply #494 on: November 27, 2012, 08:12:57 AM »
How about that $1200 is less than buying them new?
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