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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110768 times)
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« Reply #495 on: December 01, 2012, 01:20:06 PM »

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« Reply #496 on: December 01, 2012, 01:28:01 PM »
Quote from: lethe on December 01, 2012, 01:20:06 PM


They guy has some color blindness and those wheels look green to him. Green and blue is not such a bad combo is it?

No?

Ok how about this.

Some chop shop guys ended up with those pink wheels and decided that they were worthless, so the got rid of them by stealing his stock wheels and putting the pink ones on his car. Problem solved.

Still no?

Well I don't have time for anymore, gotta run, but I'm sure I can think of something else later.
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« Reply #497 on: December 01, 2012, 01:38:20 PM »
it's part of the R package
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« Reply #498 on: December 08, 2012, 07:37:49 AM »
This is probably a derby, but WTF

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« Reply #499 on: December 08, 2012, 11:39:47 AM »
Quote from: lethe on December 01, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
it's part of the R package


Does the R stand for ridiculous? 
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« Reply #500 on: December 08, 2012, 10:27:33 PM »
Ok he lives on a street where dogs were chasing his car and trying to bite the tires. It is common knowledge that pink wheels on the 2.0 sentra actually detures most dogs. It's kind of
Like a deer whistle..

No?

Well then... The owner of the car is Tim Lincicum and he lost a bet with one of the other players on the team, and now he has to drive a Sentra with pink wheels for 30 days or cut all his hair off.
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« Reply #501 on: December 09, 2012, 12:56:12 AM »
Quote from: lethe on December 01, 2012, 01:20:06 PM

laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp Who the make the beast with two backs would do that? Seriously  vomit

Such a senseless waste of pink wheels  bang head laughingdp
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« Reply #502 on: December 10, 2012, 07:52:01 AM »
I sprayed the rims on my little Impreza gold and laugh at every other Subaru driver that spent big $ on there fancy store bought rims.

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« Reply #503 on: February 02, 2013, 09:54:53 PM »
top this ("white cat pink"):


http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=60223
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« Reply #504 on: February 03, 2013, 03:23:50 AM »
There's just not enough weirdness happening in Fort Collins.
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« Reply #505 on: February 03, 2013, 06:51:23 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 03, 2013, 03:23:50 AM
There's just not enough weirdness happening in Fort Collins.

The last year, or so there seems to have been a lot more. Grin
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« Reply #506 on: February 03, 2013, 07:11:57 AM »
Ahem.

You rang?  Grin
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« Reply #507 on: February 03, 2013, 08:19:20 AM »
The "white cat" thing with fluorescent pink backpack happened to be in Denver last night at this place, the Meadowlark (where there's always a lot of weirdness): 

http://www.meadowlarkbar.com/Photos.cfm
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« Reply #508 on: February 03, 2013, 08:41:21 AM »
Yeah, the 'lark definitely has it's fair share of weirdness.  Even if Bucket isn't around!  Grin

WCP was the second act to play last night after Go Star, which was some kind of jazzy, psychedelic, electronic type music. http://gostar.bandcamp.com/

Here's WCP waiting for them to finish:







And finally, on stage!



I left about 3 seconds after I took that shot, which was about 7 seconds after he started playing.

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« Reply #509 on: February 05, 2013, 03:43:07 AM »
Doesn't look like he likes getting his picture taken...
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