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« Reply #135 on: August 11, 2008, 02:00:19 PM »




Yeah it cuts itself, but have you ever heard how much that shit whines?
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« Reply #136 on: September 09, 2008, 05:10:23 AM »

WTF!!!

came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.

BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... Lips Sealed
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« Reply #137 on: September 09, 2008, 08:03:14 AM »

WTF!!!

came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.

BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... Lips Sealed
I had virtually the same problem a few months ago.  Luckily, it's a cheap hardware store fix  waytogo
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« Reply #138 on: September 09, 2008, 09:57:32 AM »

yeh, luckily i had a spare allen head bolt of the right size kicking around......
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« Reply #139 on: September 11, 2008, 10:37:36 AM »

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« Reply #140 on: September 11, 2008, 01:22:49 PM »


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« Reply #141 on: September 11, 2008, 07:45:21 PM »




I have always loved this picture of Wheelie Bunny!

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« Reply #142 on: September 11, 2008, 11:50:44 PM »

It's disturbing, yet..... captivating.
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« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2008, 04:23:05 AM »



COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!

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« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2008, 06:11:31 AM »


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« Reply #145 on: December 04, 2008, 07:40:55 AM »

WTF!!

why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?


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« Reply #146 on: December 04, 2008, 08:00:12 AM »

WTF!!

why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?


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Luckily for you, us pastafarians frown on that sort of thing.
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« Reply #147 on: December 04, 2008, 01:54:50 PM »

COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!

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That's funny.  I had to explain myself at my office....yet no one really thought it was that funny.
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« Reply #148 on: December 04, 2008, 06:45:18 PM »

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« Reply #149 on: December 04, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »


WTF why isnt there anyone roasting those ducks right now? PEKINIG DUCK pregnant dogES!
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