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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 110791 times)
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« Reply #270 on: December 07, 2010, 06:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 07, 2010, 06:58:09 PM
I think that guy may be IZ.

Way too tall.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #271 on: December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM »
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces
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« Reply #272 on: December 11, 2010, 04:09:25 PM »
Quote from: lethe on December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces

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« Reply #273 on: December 11, 2010, 04:21:59 PM »
Quote from: lethe on December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces

we have one of those every make the beast with two backsing day  bang head

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« Reply #274 on: December 11, 2010, 05:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Mother on December 11, 2010, 04:21:59 PM
we have one of those every make the beast with two backsing day  bang head

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What, 3 drinks?
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« Reply #275 on: December 11, 2010, 06:06:37 PM »
Quote from: krolik on December 11, 2010, 05:55:21 PM
What, 3 drinks?


just 3?
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« Reply #276 on: December 11, 2010, 08:38:06 PM »
Wow. You think he had anything to do with that fire and do you think he needs some Rx and counseling? bang head bang head bang head laughingdp Oh I'm sorry...WTF?Huh?
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« Reply #277 on: December 11, 2010, 09:31:55 PM »
Quote from: lethe on December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces

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« Reply #278 on: December 12, 2010, 01:30:41 AM »
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« Reply #279 on: December 12, 2010, 01:49:40 AM »


I might.

It'd depend on the situation.
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« Reply #280 on: December 12, 2010, 06:28:46 AM »
Interpretive dance?
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« Reply #281 on: December 12, 2010, 06:29:44 AM »
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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« Reply #282 on: December 12, 2010, 06:30:47 AM »
Quote from: alfisti on December 12, 2010, 06:29:44 AM
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« Reply #283 on: December 12, 2010, 06:37:11 AM »
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« Reply #284 on: January 24, 2011, 08:35:10 PM »
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