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« Reply #330 on: April 07, 2011, 06:05:10 PM »

i can't.......not without violating board rules.


so...

pm me bro...

I'm make the beast with two backsing clueless here. Grin
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« Reply #331 on: April 07, 2011, 11:24:21 PM »

i can't.......not without violating board rules.
no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.


yeah, everything could be done with an attic ladder at the depot as well

I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday
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« Reply #332 on: April 08, 2011, 06:13:06 AM »

I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday

Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft.  waytogo
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« Reply #333 on: April 08, 2011, 06:35:01 PM »

Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft.  waytogo

make the beast with two backs that, I enter and exit aircraft from the ground
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« Reply #334 on: May 20, 2011, 05:22:24 AM »

Glad they have all the bases covered  Roll Eyes

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
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« Reply #335 on: May 20, 2011, 05:30:41 AM »

Glad they have all the bases covered  Roll Eyes

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
maybe they know something we don't
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« Reply #336 on: May 24, 2011, 11:19:20 AM »

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0  laughingdp
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« Reply #337 on: May 24, 2011, 11:24:14 AM »


Yup. It's a good-un.
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« Reply #338 on: May 26, 2011, 01:06:14 PM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-MOTO-GUZZI-ELDORADO-850-GT-TWIN-/250825009355?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6655e8cb

It's kind of moto content, but whole lot more WTF?!
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« Reply #339 on: May 26, 2011, 03:56:36 PM »

Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks...

But it sure is one hell of a rush.
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« Reply #340 on: July 07, 2011, 09:47:21 AM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/buy-dad-8-used-motorcycle-honda-kawasaki-/320721585319?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item4aac7f04a7


this just got me to this thought of WTF for some reason...
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« Reply #341 on: August 04, 2011, 07:11:11 PM »

Crikeys..... this is just creepy.....

http://laughingsquid.com/the-dokkiri-iphone-4-hand-case/
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« Reply #342 on: August 05, 2011, 09:32:56 AM »

This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.

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Manhood Camping

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Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


Dont' want to see"

- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS

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« Reply #343 on: August 05, 2011, 11:41:28 AM »

This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.


I envision rotting ass-raped (but in a manly mannish way) corpses in shallow graves
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« Reply #344 on: August 05, 2011, 03:07:31 PM »

Hmm... that is a bit more WTF than my iPhone hand case thingy.
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