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« Reply #375 on: September 07, 2011, 08:23:50 PM »

i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/


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« Reply #376 on: September 07, 2011, 10:39:17 PM »

Time is a construct of man

it is measured by our ability to perceive

our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere

we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive

we should get on with killing one another

stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here


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« Reply #377 on: September 07, 2011, 10:41:07 PM »

i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/


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« Reply #378 on: September 08, 2011, 12:04:23 AM »

I didn't know you smoked dope. 
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« Reply #379 on: September 08, 2011, 10:26:23 AM »

She's gonna need a BIG box of band-aids.





I think if that bike didn't weight 6000 lbs he could save that.
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« Reply #380 on: September 08, 2011, 11:10:05 AM »

You don't think that's one of those hi tech tank tops that will protect her?
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« Reply #381 on: September 08, 2011, 01:46:08 PM »

If he puts his knee down he might save it. waytogo I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone. bang head
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« Reply #382 on: September 08, 2011, 02:37:34 PM »

I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone. bang head

And a free exfoliation job on her hands. 
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« Reply #383 on: September 08, 2011, 03:06:28 PM »

ouch.  just ouch.
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« Reply #384 on: September 09, 2011, 06:51:11 AM »

Come on don't you see her arm out she is just going to push it back up right.
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« Reply #385 on: September 09, 2011, 06:52:27 AM »

Her back muscles look all knotted up... like they know what is about to happen....
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« Reply #386 on: September 09, 2011, 07:45:26 AM »

They do....

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« Reply #387 on: September 09, 2011, 08:15:33 AM »

will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)
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« Reply #388 on: September 09, 2011, 10:35:22 AM »

will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)

at least until they are both out of percocet
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« Reply #389 on: September 09, 2011, 11:54:51 AM »

at least until they are both out of percocet
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yeah I think the big fissure will be

when he tries to turn her out for discounted rates (due to all the grafting work)

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