Groundhog-1 Monster-0

Started by CTKurt, April 03, 2010, 12:59:47 PM

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

WhiteStripe

How about adding Chuck Norris coming out of the bushes to kick the ground hogs ass?
2006 S2R 1000, Arrow CF exhaust, FatDuc 02, CF open cc with stock pp

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

CTKurt

#18

Seen here is the actual woodchuck. You are all hilarious. [laugh]

John1454

Glad to hear you are okay! I hope your getting the bike fixed or replaced goes smoothly.

Now to add to the humor, how about the THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

01   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02   Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03   Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04   If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05   Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06   When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

07   Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08   Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09   They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10   A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

ducrider45

My Monster has claimed the life of a few criters.

W-M900Sie Vs small bugs-L
W-M900Sie Vs Large bugs-L
W-M900Sie Vs Squirle-L
W-M900Sie Vs bat-L
W-M900Sie Vs Bird (to the head at about 80mph)-L (almost won)
W-M900Sie Vs Snake-L

Its good to hear that you are ok.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

CTKurt

Thanks for the laughs and good wishes. The bike is a total loss. Now comes the "fun" part, finding its replacement.

Grampa

Quote from: CTKurt on April 10, 2010, 02:35:59 AM
Thanks for the laughs and good wishes. The bike is a total loss. Now comes the "fun" part, finding its replacement.

two'fer one sale

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=36459.0

;)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkDucati

 [thumbsup] sort of a thread jack...just noticed the white flour avatar pic on Bobspapa...dude that's freakin' funny thanks for making my day.
Current ride - Triumph Thruxton (don't hate, Ducs still #1)
2008 848 - R.I.P. (by delivery truck)
2006 S2R 800 Dark - SOLD
2006 Triumph Bonneville - SOLD