The Official "Tarantula Thread"

Started by joshn569, April 06, 2010, 05:28:26 PM

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joshn569

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Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NoisyDante

What kind is that?  I got some urticating hairs in my hand from a brown tarantula when i was in Puerto Rico a couple years ago, that was not fun.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.


DRKWNG

^ I saw NIN at that venue, back in 2000.   [thumbsup]

brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
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Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


ID_DUC_MON

ICK! I will say, they help keep the bug population down. I was stationed in southern New Mexico in the Army. I remember the tarantula migrations. I still shiver when I think about seeing the road moving in front of me and realizing it was a herd (if that is the correct term) of big hairy spiders moving across the road.  :o Took three hours in the car wash to get the bits and pieces from the underside of my car  [puke]

VisceralReaction

OH look what a cuddley pet, my what big fangs you have.
Got to list that on me short list of "No way in hell"  ;)
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

SacDuc



One of the coolest things I've ever seen is a Tarantula Hawk Wasp attack a Tarantula. At the time I had no idea what I just saw. But I learned that pregnant THWs will hunt down and sting a tarantula. The sting paralyzes the spider and the THW drags it back to its den and lays her eggs on top of it. Three days later they hatch and feast on the still living still paralyzed spider. Other than to provide their young a first meal they do not prey on tarantulas.

HATERS GONNA HATE.

Triple J

Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 07, 2010, 07:33:19 AM
Got to list that on me short list of "No way in hell"  ;)

+1

Spiders are creepy. The creepiness increases with their size and hairyness.  :-X

Grampa

Quote from: Triple J on April 07, 2010, 10:15:57 AM
+1

Spiders are creepy. The creepiness increases with their size and hairyness.  :-X

again I say


squish
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

NoisyDante

Quote from: ID_DUC_MON on April 07, 2010, 03:46:12 AM
I remember the tarantula migrations. I still shiver when I think about seeing the road moving in front of me and realizing it was a herd (if that is the correct term) of big hairy spiders moving across the road.  :o Took three hours in the car wash to get the bits and pieces from the underside of my car  [puke]
[puke] [puke] [puke]  That's the worst roadkill I could ever imagine!  I'd gladly pay a fortune if that's what it took to fully clean out all the legs and gunk.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Speedbag

Quote from: NoisyDante on April 07, 2010, 11:47:18 AM
[puke] [puke] [puke]  That's the worst roadkill I could ever imagine!  I'd gladly pay a fortune if that's what it took to fully clean out all the legs and gunk.


Probably very similar to a freak mass frog migration I had to drive through on a back road one hot summer night years ago.

Ewwwww.  :P
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