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« Reply #300 on: March 28, 2009, 09:55:39 PM » |
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Either way, you get a very pissed of kitty.
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« Reply #301 on: March 29, 2009, 04:33:58 AM » |
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« Reply #302 on: March 29, 2009, 04:37:39 AM » |
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« Reply #303 on: March 29, 2009, 08:30:59 AM » |
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See, the cat won't take off. This isn't about the cat taking off. Its already taken off. This is about the landing or lack there of. Have you even been reading the thread before you post? I for one am buttering up some toast and looking for the kitty to put this to the test. Gots mythbusters on speeddial.  |
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« Reply #304 on: March 29, 2009, 08:38:04 PM » |
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This isn't about the cat taking off. Its already taken off. This is about the landing or lack there of. Have you even been reading the thread before you post? I for one am buttering up some toast and looking for the kitty to put this to the test. Gots mythbusters on speeddial. Do you have any idea what I'm referencing (as in, the plane on a conveyor)? Did you read the Wiki article? I'm guessing no on both accounts. The article says some thought exercises produce a theory that the cat would just hover in mid-air. Did I miss something or is this the "DMF no jokes thread" now? |
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« Reply #305 on: March 29, 2009, 09:00:55 PM » |
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look, this is a serious discussion...there will be no fun had at the beach...
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« Reply #306 on: March 29, 2009, 09:17:36 PM » |
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look, this is a serious discussion...there will be no fun had at the beach...
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« Reply #307 on: March 29, 2009, 09:23:04 PM » |
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look, this is a serious discussion...there will be no fun had at the beach...
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« Reply #308 on: March 29, 2009, 10:13:59 PM » |
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« Reply #309 on: March 30, 2009, 12:13:37 AM » |
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who does that?
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« Reply #310 on: March 30, 2009, 01:44:42 AM » |
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who does that?
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« Reply #311 on: March 30, 2009, 05:17:34 AM » |
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I don't know. That would just be stupid.
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« Reply #312 on: March 30, 2009, 06:15:55 AM » |
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Do you have any idea what I'm referencing (as in, the plane on a conveyor)?
Did you read the Wiki article?
I'm guessing no on both accounts. The article says some thought exercises produce a theory that the cat would just hover in mid-air.
Did I miss something or is this the "DMF no jokes thread" now?
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« Reply #313 on: March 30, 2009, 08:24:33 AM » |
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Back on topic.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans, OKies, Texans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
' BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not ' EASY ' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO- BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a ' BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN ..'
3. He does not ' GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
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« Reply #314 on: March 30, 2009, 08:06:55 PM » |
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The plane would take off and the cat would hover. Yes I am familiar with the articles. Take what I say with a grain of salt and a bit of sarcasm.  and we all know... ya can't fix stupid. I've been trying for years...  |
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