Now I feel special...

Started by DW, May 04, 2010, 04:29:31 AM

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zzilla

They missed me too, I would have thought they got the hint after i completely stopped posting.

Chicks get it, why can't they?
Did I ever tell you the story about the Zen master and the little boy?
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DoubleEagle

Did anyone else get a message from the old board saying they missed you and were inviting you back ?

I guess I wasn't banned like I thought I was or should have been.

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Stinky Wizzleteats

I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

Randimus Maximus

I guess they don't miss me yet.

[evil]

RAT900

#34
Quote from: zzilla on May 04, 2010, 07:10:59 PM
They missed me too, I would have thought they got the hint after i completely stopped posting.

Chicks get it, why can't they?

not always....some chicks stalk...usually the really crazy ones...

the ones that you initially liked a lot

because the really crazy ones usually fark like banshees and will do anything you want

and enjoy it more than you

but when that (once) cute cackle-laugh starts to get to you and they stare into your eyes unblinking for hours on end and you wake up in the middle of the night and they are sitting at the end of the bed gazing at you in the dark

and your penis gets exhausted and scared and hands the situation back to you to deal with....and you try to apologize for its behavior and tell them it is over and said penis is back in the yard on a leash

and they start doing really scary stuff like leaving dishes of butter patty's in front of your door when you are out

or follow you on business trips and check into the same hotel

or hide in your bushes and send you psychotic emails demanding to know who was with you Thursday night at your place

then your car gets flats and gets keyed

and ..oh...ummm ...sorry i digressed
This is an insult to the Pez community

danaid

  I received my message today also.  :D  Last time I checked, they removed my password / log in.
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09' 1100S    Red
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Nitewaif

Quote from: danaid on May 04, 2010, 08:48:49 PM
  I received my message today also.  :D  Last time I checked, they removed my password / log in.

Me too! 

ungeheuer

#37
from the TOB that is....   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

http://www.ducatimonster.org/forums/no-monster-content/196599-why-dmf-superior-dml.html

Vote now.

WARNING: Visiting TOB - whether to partake in this juvenile poll prank or not - will up the stat count for TOB allowing them to produce better numbers with which to fleece their sponsors.  Do it anyway  [laugh] [laugh].
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Mojo S2R

[laugh] [laugh] [clap]  Voted.  Wonder how long before the mods over there catch it.  You'll probably get banned and I bet the thread gets deleted too.

Slide Panda

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
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- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

DucNaked

Still up. I voted boobies, because there was no "all of the above" option.
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

Speedbag

Me three.

I got my invite Sunday. Good for a chuckle, too bad my log-in no longer works or I might have gotten up to something.....
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

avizpls

just let it die its own "wtb wtt" death. Seems thats about all thats posted over there anymore.
#11

RAT900

I saw it and liked it...like festive balloons & decorations on the coma ward
This is an insult to the Pez community

Mojo S2R

#44
Quote from: rollout on May 05, 2010, 02:19:57 AM
Still up. I voted boobies, because there was no "all of the above" option.

It's multiple choice.  You can vote for all, one, two, or three.  Not locked into voting for only one.

EDIT:  Nevermind, Boobies should always win out over all other options.  ;)