Ads that need to die

[Grampa]

adams apple..... thats what I call my penis

[the_Journeyman]

I've seen that one to.  It's to give all the preemies hope at getting their girl off ~

JM

[Shortie]

Depressing material indeed.

[il d00d]

What about the new ad for, umm, i don't remember the product name, but they always say it's "guaranteed to enhance that certain part of the male body."  Since they never actually say "penis", how is one to know they aren't talking about, say, the Adam's Apple?

Man, what a cruel joke it would be if it enlarged your prostate...

[Shortie]

Man, what a cruel joke it would be if it enlarged your prostate...

But they have ads to solve that too so it's all good.

[KnightofNi]

But they have ads to solve that too so it's all good.

better living through chemistry...

[Scooter Montgomery]

Shhh... I don't want to have to share!

I'll share with you because I need someone to tell me when its cold. I can't figure out by myself.

[Shortie]

 

[eltristo]

Inspiration has striked!

"Welcome to the Olive Garden cooking school in Tuscany"

Is this true?  People fly to Italy to learn to make bland (but bottomless) breadsticks?

Or is there a Tuscany in Florida? 

[eltristo]

OK.  I looked it up.  It exists.  Perhaps it's time to start a new thread:  Chain Restaurants that need to die.

p.s.  Apologies for the minor threadjack.  But then, it IS my thread   

[c_rex]

the Geico caveman ads... done.  the lizard is okay I suppose but his accent isn't as amusing as they 'fink it is.

also- any ad for house cleaning products where the people using them are smiling.  who's ass are they trying to butter here?  Nobody likes to clean the house.  Nobody I say!

[Scooter Montgomery]

Any toothpaste ad that shows people brushing without toothpaste.

I'm probably not the only one that looks like they have rabies when they brush, in the world.

[c_rex]

You mean I don't have rabies afterall!?  Woohoooo!!!!

[Shortie]

Any toothpaste ad that shows people brushing without toothpaste.

I'm probably not the only one that looks like they have rabies when they brush, in the world.

This reminds me of how much I hate commercials about peoples' teeth/mouths in general. I don't know many people who talk in such a way that the full row of bottom teeth show. Mouthwash commercials are icky too; I don't want to see an animated microscope view of all the little critters that live in my mouth. Ew.

[DaniD]

What about the "Head On" zit cream commercials.....
                    -or-
the mucinex ones with the talking loogies
                    -or-
or the new Secret deodorant commerical with the stupid girl running around the city putting her arms in the air and smelling her pits...