Memorial Day Weekend Cheesy Movie Festival

[Cloner]

Persuant to several discussions of movie nights and movies and, in particular, cheesy movies, I am proud to announce that this coming Saturday night, May 30th at 6:00 post meridian, the Casa di Cloner will host the High Desert Hooligans' First Annual Memorial Day Weekend Cheesy Movie Festival.  We will be watching two or three (probably three) cheesy, funny, self-depricating, and eminently MSTable (is that a word?) flicks chosen by the audience at large.

First, the house rules.....
1) BYOB (soft drinks or hard ones, or a blend of the two)
2) If you're driving you shouldn't have more than two alcoholic beverages (unless you want an asswhoopin')
3) Don't be an asshat (at least no more than you normally are....duh!)
4) We'll probably order pizza or something, but if you wanna bring snacks, then bring 'em. 

Now, on to movie selection.  A list of possiblilites includes.......

Blazin' Saddles ("Somebody's gotta go back and git a shitload of dimes")
Innocent Blood (Vampires meet the Mafia!)
Mars Attacks (I don't own this one, so if anybody has it that'd be good....though I'm sure it could be had at a good price from somebody's bargain bin)
The Last Dragon ("Catches bullets with his teeth!?!  Nigga, please!")
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ("He's got fish in his shoes!!")
Zombieland ("I shot Bill Murray!")
The Princess Bride (I don't have this one either...."My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my Father.  Prepare to die.")
Buckaroo Banzai (Another one I don't have....gotta love John Bigbootay, though)
History of the World ("It's good to be da King")
Animal House ("Mind if we dance wif yo' dates?"_
Monty Python and the Holy Grail ("Fetchez la vache")
Anything from the Evil Dead series, but I'd lean toward Army of Darkness ("Shop Smart.  Shop S-Mart")
Bubba Hotep (Another Bruce Campbell classic with Bruce as Elvis and Ossie Davis as J.F.K.   Billed as "The King versus the King of the Dead")

Let's take until Wednesday to accept other nominations, then we'll begin voting.  Anybody got any other suggestions for Cheezy Movie Night?

[Duck-Stew]

IN!

How about 'Top Secret'?!?  I love that one.... 

[DucMouse the Mighty]

im all down... i'll be there at 6am sitting in front of the TV

my vote "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" because i dont believe i have seen it

Zombieland, just i have seen it millions of times and love it

Bubba Hotep, another one i believe i have not seen either...

...but i also like "the Stuff" supper cheestastic

also if there is any movies that u dont have and wana download let us know and we do that and bring it on the hard drive



i also vote that when matts falls asleep(cause he does when i want him to watch a movie with me) that we get to draw on him with permant marker

[Duck-Stew]

or shave his beard....   

[Cloner]

or shave his ass....   

fixed.

Ashley suggests Shaun of the Dead.  (Winchester!!)

[Duck-Stew]

Ok, but if it's his ass.... 

I'M NOT DOING IT!   

As far as this being an annual event...

Me thinks there are too many movies for this to be just an annual event.  Quarterly perhaps?

[mstevens]

Man, you have an odd idea of what constitutes a cheesy movie. You list at least 3 that are among the greatest films ever made (Blazing Saddles, Animal House, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail).

How about:

Cars that Eat People
Attack of the Bee Girls
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Piranha!
Plan 9 from Outer Space

I could go on and on. Then there are the films that are simply horrible rather than cheesy, such as Joe Dirt.

If you're really set on watching very good movies with a high cheese factor, there's very little to beat Tongan Ninja, which is well worth seeking out.

[Duck-Stew]

So I take it you're coming also then?  And bringing some of said movies?

[DucMouse the Mighty]

fixed.

Ashley suggests Shaun of the Dead.  (Winchester!!)

i was just thinking that movie



and u guys can go right ahead and shave his beard...im sure he wont mind as long u dont touch the "hair"

Man, you have an odd idea of what constitutes a cheesy movie. You list at least 3 that are among the greatest films ever made (Blazing Saddles, Animal House, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail).

How about:

Cars that Eat People
Attack of the Bee Girls
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Piranha!
Plan 9 from Outer Space

I could go on and on. Then there are the films that are simply horrible rather than cheesy, such as Joe Dirt.

If you're really set on watching very good movies with a high cheese factor, there's very little to beat Tongan Ninja, which is well worth seeking out.

just what i was thinking...horror is my area..good or completely cheestastic

[DucMouse the Mighty]

i have not seen any of these but what do u think 

Grindhouse Trailers (1972)

[kingbaby]

I'm down   
I've got the new Grind house, but not that one.


And, Where the hell's Ms. M when we need her?

[DucMouse the Mighty]

there are just so many grindhouses

there we can find some really cheesy movies    BBOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!!

[kingbaby]

Thread transfer:  "Sex Trek:  The Next Penetration",  or i'm out 

Can someone combine the movie threads?   hint hint 

I'm, lost, old & slow.   

[gratefulduc]

cmmmoonnnn
"Dusk till dawn" the medieval version

[Cloner]

Thread transfer:  "Sex Trek:  The Next Penetration",  or i'm out 

Can someone combine the movie threads?   hint hint 

I'm, lost, old & slow.   

If you cut out the sex scenes, Sex Trek is still the best Star Trek parody ever done.  It has Captain Quirk, Mister Sperm, Doctor Boner McCoy, Lieutenant Youwhoreyou, and a cast of cheesy aliens.  Booyah!

I'm definitely down with Invasion of the Blood Farmers.  That looks like my kind of trashy movie!!  I also loved From Dusk 'Til Dawn, which I do own, of course!