Sometimes I..

[IZ]

I'll start..



Sometimes I..have to hit my wife.  It helps her to listen better.
















Come on..it's a joke! Actually, my wife TOLD ME she said that during lunch yesterday. 
People thought she was serious.  If anything, it's the other way around.   

[IZ]

LMAO!!

For all you whiners..

I attempted to report my thread/post to a moderator..

this is what I got back..

"You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!"



Anyway,

Sometimes. I..

[Oldfisti]

Sometimes I...


... like to stop masturbating long enough to post on the DMF.

[IZ]

Sometimes I...


... like to stop masturbating long enough to post on the DMF.

Hey!!   Me too!!




Sometimes I..smell my dogs feet and start craving Fritos.

 

[KnightofNi]

sometimes i...wonder how IZ got a show with his "martial arts" class


Half Pint Brawlers on Spike TV

[IZ]

sometimes i...wonder how IZ got a show with his "martial arts" class

Damn it!  I saw the previews for that and knew a joke was coming!!  




Sometime I..wish Kni would stop sh*ttin on my threads!! 

[KnightofNi]

Damn it!  I saw the previews for that and knew a joke was coming!!  




Sometime I..wish Kni would stop sh*ttin on my threads!! 

[He Man]

sometimes I pretend to nut inside my gf to scare her.

[Mad Duc]

Sometimes I like to sing.

Monty Python The tale of Sir Lancelot

[Speedbag]

Sometimes I fart just before leaving a co-worker's area.

Accidentally, of course.

[RAT900]

Sometimes I leave a bait fish under my brother's car seat or in the glove box when we come back from fishing

[metallimonster]

Sometimes I,

Want to take my tomahawk to people talking during movies.

[cyrus buelton]

sometimes I pretend to nut inside my gf to scare her.

Going with the Greyhound method?

I had a friend that tried that.

He has a baby now.

[mstevens]

... don't do what the voices tell me to do.

[NoisyDante]

Sometimes I carry on an extensive 3 person conversation all by myself (usually after being alone in a car for 3 hours.)