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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 08:23:18 AM »

like to post embarrassing pictures of people...especially when it iz one they sent me in a pm for some reason Roll Eyes
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 08:25:47 AM »

sometimes I shoot meth or smoke crystal meth
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 08:58:32 AM »

sometimes I shoot meth or smoke crystal meth

Sometimes I wait and see...and mysteries are explained with absolute clarity  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2010, 09:01:35 AM »

Sometimes I wait and see...and mysteries are explained with absolute clarity  Grin

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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 09:08:24 AM »

sometimes i flick my boogers over my cubicle wall and hit people walking down the hallway behind me. I have 2 confirmed hits so far.
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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 10:09:45 AM »

Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
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« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 10:27:47 AM »



Sometimes I Miss Her
a poem by Jeff Ross

I ran into my old  girlfriend yesterday.
And I backed up and ran into her again.
Sometimes I miss her.
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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 12:05:26 PM »

Sometimes,

I actually give a shit.
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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 12:16:11 PM »

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me...
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2010, 06:56:08 PM »

Sometimes I just wanna hit a pregnant dog

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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2010, 07:15:31 PM »

Sometimes I feel like a nut.
Sometimes I don't.
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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2010, 07:16:26 PM »

Sometimes I think I should...



<sigh> never mind
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« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2010, 07:21:53 PM »

    I run from the cops..........on my " R ."

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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2010, 07:31:04 PM »

fart only to realize it's moist, not dry.   SHARTED!  bang head
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2010, 07:37:08 PM »

Sometimes I giggle when I drive through Shartlesville Pa. on my way down south...I wonder if their HS football team is called the Mean Streaks
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