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« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2010, 01:40:28 AM »

...reply to intensely/inappropriate personal questions such that it totally creeps out the inquirer.
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« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2010, 02:01:50 AM »

sometimes I obey the speed limit..........well I did once in 1980 until I discovered 2nd gear. laughingdp
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« Reply #47 on: June 03, 2010, 02:29:06 AM »

Sometimes I want to ass-rape in a bad jailhouse way, people who answer my inappropriate questions in a way that creeps me out
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« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2010, 06:03:13 AM »

sometimes i say what i was thinking instead of what i should have said.
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« Reply #49 on: June 03, 2010, 06:23:26 AM »

Sometimes I want to ass-rape in a bad jailhouse way, people who answer my inappropriate questions in a way that creeps me out

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« Reply #50 on: June 03, 2010, 06:33:00 AM »

Sometimes I don't have a clue what's going on.
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« Reply #51 on: June 03, 2010, 07:26:17 AM »

Sometimes I pick a fight in a hockey game for no good reason other than I just really wanna fight someone in a setting where maximum punishment is 5 minutes of timeout.
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« Reply #52 on: June 03, 2010, 07:35:52 AM »

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« Reply #53 on: June 03, 2010, 09:14:51 AM »

sometimes I go weee outside.



like this morning.


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« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2010, 10:16:11 AM »

...screw up so badly, that seems that nothing I do will remedy the situation.
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« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2010, 10:17:25 AM »

...screw up so badly, that seems that nothing I do will remedy the situation.

are you in politics?
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« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2010, 10:17:49 AM »

cuz then thats normal
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« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2010, 10:21:40 AM »

are you in politics?

No, no politics... just screwing up on a daily basis lately...
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« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2010, 10:23:20 AM »

... find interesting things to post or share via the forum or emails, that don't get me into trouble...
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« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2010, 10:27:39 AM »

sometimes i sit around wondering when the punchline will become clear and i will find out who or what has been screqwing with my life and laughing.
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