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Started by IZ, June 01, 2010, 07:13:56 AM

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Speedbag

#45
June 03, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
...reply to intensely/inappropriate personal questions such that it totally creeps out the inquirer.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

badgalbetty

#46
June 03, 2010, 03:01:50 AM
sometimes I obey the speed limit..........well I did once in 1980 until I discovered 2nd gear. [laugh]
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

RAT900

#47
June 03, 2010, 03:29:06 AM Last Edit: June 03, 2010, 03:57:22 AM by RAT900
Sometimes I want to ass-rape in a bad jailhouse way, people who answer my inappropriate questions in a way that creeps me out
This is an insult to the Pez community

herm

#48
June 03, 2010, 07:03:13 AM
sometimes i say what i was thinking instead of what i should have said.
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IZ

#49
June 03, 2010, 07:23:26 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on June 03, 2010, 03:29:06 AM
Sometimes I want to ass-rape in a bad jailhouse way, people who answer my inappropriate questions in a way that creeps me out

[laugh]
Look out Speedsack!



Sometimes I wonder why I wonder.  ???
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Mojo S2R

#50
June 03, 2010, 07:33:00 AM
Sometimes I don't have a clue what's going on.

NoisyDante

#51
June 03, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
Sometimes I pick a fight in a hockey game for no good reason other than I just really wanna fight someone in a setting where maximum punishment is 5 minutes of timeout.
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Speedbag

#52
June 03, 2010, 08:35:52 AM
Quote from: IZ on June 03, 2010, 07:23:26 AM
[laugh]
Look out Speedsack!


Good thing I'm hidden safely away up here in MN....  ;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Grampa

#53
June 03, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkMonster620

#54
June 03, 2010, 11:16:11 AM
...screw up so badly, that seems that nothing I do will remedy the situation.
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Grampa

#55
June 03, 2010, 11:17:25 AM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 03, 2010, 11:16:11 AM
...screw up so badly, that seems that nothing I do will remedy the situation.

are you in politics?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Grampa

#56
June 03, 2010, 11:17:49 AM
cuz then thats normal
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkMonster620

#57
June 03, 2010, 11:21:40 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2010, 11:17:25 AM
are you in politics?

No, no politics... just screwing up on a daily basis lately...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#58
June 03, 2010, 11:23:20 AM
... find interesting things to post or share via the forum or emails, that don't get me into trouble...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#59
June 03, 2010, 11:27:39 AM
sometimes i sit around wondering when the punchline will become clear and i will find out who or what has been screqwing with my life and laughing.
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