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Sometimes I..
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June 01, 2010, 06:13:56 AM »
I'll start..
Sometimes I
..have to hit my wife. It helps her to listen better.
Come on..it's a joke! Actually, my wife TOLD ME she said that during lunch yesterday.
People thought she was serious. If anything, it's the other way around.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Re: Sometimes I..
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LMAO!!
For all you whiners..
I
attempted
to report my thread/post to a moderator..
this is what I got back..
"You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!"
Anyway,
Sometimes. I..
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Sometimes I...
... like to stop masturbating long enough to post on the DMF.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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Quote from: alfisti on June 01, 2010, 06:23:36 AM
Sometimes I...
... like to stop masturbating long enough to post on the DMF.
Hey!! Me too!!
Sometimes I..smell my dogs feet and start craving Fritos.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
KnightofNi
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Re: Sometimes I..
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sometimes i...wonder how IZ got a show with his "martial arts" class
Half Pint Brawlers on Spike TV
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 01, 2010, 06:30:11 AM
sometimes i...wonder how IZ got a show with his "martial arts" class
Damn it! I saw the previews for that and knew a joke was coming!!
Sometime I..wish Kni would stop sh*ttin on my threads!!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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Quote from: IZ on June 01, 2010, 06:32:22 AM
Damn it! I saw the previews for that and knew a joke was coming!!
Sometime I..wish Kni would stop sh*ttin on my threads!!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Re: Sometimes I..
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sometimes I pretend to nut inside my gf to scare her.
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Sometimes I like to sing.
Monty Python The tale of Sir Lancelot
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Sometimes I fart just before leaving a co-worker's area.
Accidentally, of course.
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Sometimes I leave a bait fish under my brother's car seat or in the glove box when we come back from fishing
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Re: Sometimes I..
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Sometimes I,
Want to take my tomahawk to people talking during movies.
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Quote from: He Man on June 01, 2010, 06:48:56 AM
sometimes I pretend to nut inside my gf to scare her.
Going with the Greyhound method?
I had a friend that tried that.
He has a baby now.
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Re: Sometimes I..
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... don't do what the voices tell me to do.
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Sometimes I carry on an extensive 3 person conversation all by myself (usually after being alone in a car for 3 hours.)
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