Sometimes I..

[herm]

like to post embarrassing pictures of people...especially when it iz one they sent me in a pm for some reason

[cyrus buelton]

sometimes I shoot meth or smoke crystal meth

[RAT900]

sometimes I shoot meth or smoke crystal meth

Sometimes I wait and see...and mysteries are explained with absolute clarity 

[cyrus buelton]

Sometimes I wait and see...and mysteries are explained with absolute clarity 

[causeofkaos]

sometimes i flick my boogers over my cubicle wall and hit people walking down the hallway behind me. I have 2 confirmed hits so far.

[orangelion03]

Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

[SacDuc]

Sometimes I Miss Her
a poem by Jeff Ross

I ran into my old  girlfriend yesterday.
And I backed up and ran into her again.
Sometimes I miss her.

[krolik]

Sometimes,

I actually give a shit.

[Nitewaif]

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me...

[Betty Rage]

Sometimes I just wanna hit a pregnant dog

[Popeye the Sailor]

Sometimes I feel like a nut.
Sometimes I don't.

[Drunken Monkey]

Sometimes I think I should...



<sigh> never mind

[DoubleEagle]

    I run from the cops..........on my " R ."

Dolph        

[muskrat]

fart only to realize it's moist, not dry.   SHARTED! 

[RAT900]

Sometimes I giggle when I drive through Shartlesville Pa. on my way down south...I wonder if their HS football team is called the Mean Streaks